“A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
CALVINISM AND SATAN”
“A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
CALVINISM AND SATAN”
Dear Reader, you know how a terrorist nation
like Iran has various proxies that operate on its behalf, Satan operates
the same way.
Satan has hundreds and hundreds of them
including new age religions and philosophies … which are nothing but old age
religions and philosophies; Buddhism, Hinduism; Augustine; the Bible versions
of NIV, ESV, New KJV; Roman Catholicism and its offspring Calvinism.
The following is a conversation between Satan and
Calvin.
Calvinism: “Hello Satan, you’re looking a bit glum?”
Satan: “Hello son … it’s the cross … and its extrinsic, imputed
righteousness by imputed grace alone … the sola gratia of the
reformation … the fact that it gives man a righteous legal standing to
the law, by man simply believing with a free will.”
Calvinism: “But isn’t the Pope combating that for you in that regard … you know …
swallow the wafer to be interiorly regenerated … and thereby
accepted with God?”
Satan: “No … people are getting wise to that trick … they’re reading the King
James Bible … even though I have expressly forbidden this … and not only that,
but they are seeing through the lies of “the Originals” and “the
Greek says … ” … they are actually studying the English of the King
James Bible … and gasp! shock! horror! wheeze! … they’re believing it!”
Calvinism: “So what are you going to do Satan?”
Satan: “I think we need another angle … we’ve got to pull back from our
Augustinian Catholic stance of internal regeneration resulting from wafer eating
and slip in a middle step ... like we always say ‘little by little but not too
much zeal!”
… silence … crickets chirping
Calvinism: “I think I got an idea Satan … the Augustine Roman Catholic belief is
that justification is based on a total transforming within man … like eating
the wafer … so let’s put in another step that doesn’t go that far.”
Satan: “That’s what I said Idiot … but proceed … I’m listening.”
Calvinism: “We teach that man has a free will to believe … ONLY as the
result of a regenerating act by God within man … prior to his salvation … so
that he can then believe.”
Satan: “Genius dear boy! That will turn people away from the LEGAL external
justification righteousness of the cross to focus on their interior MORAL
condition first.”
Harley
Hitchcock
November
2025
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“Jesus,
you imbecile!” snapped Satan,
“SATAN’S 1st HISTORY LECTURE TO
THE
SUBJECTIVE CALVINIST”
Q: “WHAT IS THE CALVINIST
CATASTROPHE?
”
“THE OBSESSIVE SELF CENTERED CALVINIST”
“WHAT
AUGUSTINE BELIEVED
(354-430 AD)”
aka the first Calvinist
“CAN TOTAL DEPRAVITY BE REFORMED?”
