“WHY I AM NOT A BAPTIST”

(The thankless task of exposing heresy

1Corinthians 11:19)

 

Dear Reader, isn’t it funny when people sprout “I’m a Baptist” or “I’m a Presbyterian” or “I’m a Catholic”

 

But there is some sort of comfort in hiding behind a religious denominational title.

 

However this means they do not have to study the Bible as much, because someone else has done it for them … a sort of religious pre-digestion of the Bible … and then written down in a church constitution upon which, this processed baby pablum can be consumed, without tummy upsets, by the basic pew sitter.

 

Now in particular we have the Baptists.

 

Generally speaking they are evangelically minded in wanting to preach the gospel of Christ to the world … and to this we say “Praise God.”

 

However there’s the unseen fly in their ointment, because they all think they are performing God’s Great Commission as follows …

 

“And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.” (Mark 16:15)

 

Now this sounds all tremendous doesn’t it … but have they read the rest of what they can do?

 

I doubt it.

 

Hot on the heels of verse fifteen above we have some amazing abilities at their disposal …

 

“He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.” (Mark 16:16-18)  

 

Wow! That’s some to do list … don’t you think.

 

First of all, after getting saved, the believer must be water baptized … which goes contrary to what Paul believes (1 Corinthians 1:17) … but that doesn’t matter … Paul’s doctrine for the basic Baptist is akin to a buffet … a bit of this and a bit of that.

 

Second, if they are true believers, God gives them the power over devils, serpents, poison and sicknesses and speaking in new tongues.

 

So the question for all Baptists is as follows …

 

“OK then! You’re under the Great Commission. How’s all that working out for you?”

 

……… Chirp! Chirp! All that can be heard is the sound of chirping crickets

 

Next question:

 

“So if you’re not able to cast out devils, take up serpents, drink poison, heal people and speak in new tongues … DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE NOT SAVED?”

 

Now Dear Reader, please don’t get upset … I’m just asking.

 

However, having been clubbed on the head with the baseball bat of God’s truth… a brain fog descends upon your Baptist … followed by a glassy stare.

 

When pressed for their answer, you will generally find the following statement coming from their lips …

 

“Look I don’t know about all that, but if getting water baptized was good enough for Jesus … it’s good enough for me!”

 

Note:

This only shows their further ignorance of the fact, that Jesus’ water baptism … was not connected with sin … but a demonstration that Aaron, as the high priest under the old testament, was being replaced with Jesus Christ as the new high priest.

 

An encounter I had with older Baptist gentleman about all this, ended up with my being accused of splitting the body of Christ.

 

Dear Reader, the only thing that I can be accused of … is having a splitting headache.

 

But adding to their willing ignorance, and their great embarrassment about not be able to enact God’s directions about snakes, poison, healing and so on … they drag out their ESV, NLT and NIV to show that

Mark 16:15-17,18-19,20 shouldn’t be in the Bible.

 

So help me Dear Reader, here’s the confusing bit … your basic Baptist wants to be under the Great Commission although he says it should not be in the Bible … they prefer it wasn’t in the Bible.

 

Note:

Their versions have footnotes that say “Mark 16:15-17,18-19,20 Manuscripts do not have these verses in them” and such like.

 

“Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Hand me Panadol and a hot cup of tea … I need to lie down.”

 

“Ah well! We do try” (1 Corinthians 11:19)

 

Harley Hitchcock

September 2026

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A FUNNY THING ABOUT THE GREAT COMMISSION


QUESTION:IF PAUL STOPPED WATER BAPTIZING WHY DO CHURCHES CONTINUE TO DO IT?



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