“FOGS AND DONKEYS”
“FOGS AND DONKEYS”
Part 1 of 7
Q: What is a FOG?
A:
Anyone
trumpeting the versions with their so called Formal
equivalence, the Originals
and the Greek.
Q:
What
does a FOG do?
A:
He
makes an ASS out of himself … Adds,
subtracts
and substitutes
the text of the King James Bible.
“Huh?
Wha? Duh? Where? Hmmm?” mumble the Peanut Gallery of Bible Correctors
emerging
from their Rip Van Winkle theological and spiritual comas.
Yes
Dear Reader, blindness descends like a fog on those believing FOG
lies
leading them to Adding, Subtracting and Substituting
the
English words and phrases of the King James Bible words … thereby
changing the
discerning of the dispensations along with Paul’s sound doctrine (1 Timothy 1:10; 2 Timothy 4:3; Titus 1:9; 2:1).
The
end
result of any FOGASS version (NIV, NASB, NKJV, Legacy
Version) is joining/getting
together with Rome, SDA’s, Mormons and so on … you know … World Day of
Prayer and
fighting for the social good and sending toilets to overseas
poverty
stricken nations …
Note:
As
the saying goes … “if you assume you make an ass out of
you
and me” … and for the kiddies we write …
…
ASSUME
= ASS – U – ME
Now
FOG-GING
leading to ASS-ING is simply inevitable, as it is the judgment
of God on
the Christian who will not believe God’s words as written by
the Word …
the final written authority being the inerrant, infallible,
inspired and
perfect King James Bible.
Believing
their FOG lies, the Pied Piper of the modern church with his … and dare
we say
it … hers … FOGASS versions of the NIV, NASB, NKJV and Legacy
Versions,
plummet … that is … drops with great speed, the lazy, but eager to
follow, mice
… where? … over the theological and spiritual cliff (2Timothy 4:3).
But
the mice love to have it so … no thinking needed.
It’s
a complete deal … the mice … sipping from their broken cisterns … it’s a “TA! TA! TUT-TELL!” … a famous line as
George Costanza quits another job … slipping the rope and hurtling down
stream.
these Pied Pastors … and they aren’t …
as Pastors MUST be teachers of sound doctrine (Ephesians 4:11) …
are simply fulfilling the wishes of the people who
will NOT
endure sound doctrine (2 Timothy 4:3).
The
basic ‘Pastor’ is on a hiding to nothing … he must obey as the people
rule the
roost … but what’s he care anyway … as he doesn’t know ‘a bee from a
bull’s
foot’ when it comes to Pauline doctrine.
Do
you think he would be hired, if at his interview with the elders he
said the
following …
“I’m
a King James Bible Only believer.
The
only water in the church building will be for drinking, the toilets,
the garden hoses and the flower vases.
I
will dispense with the music ministry … being a huge
distraction … and
have one pianist/organist playing.
I
will have the solid doctrine of the old hymns written by seasoned
and
practical theologians … not like the twenty year old song writers
of today.
The
hymns will sing on what God has done … not proclaiming our worship to
him with Zen
like hand waving with transcendental inducing repetitions of
words and
phrases.
There
will be no tithing, no church memberships and
no baptisms
pre or post salvation.
The
elders and the deacons will be male.
Women
will keep silence in the church and ask their husbands at home.”
… and so on and so forth.
Imagine
the conniptions all round.
“Oh,
by the way, this church will establish a King James Bible Institute
… no
Greek or Hebrew needed … the text book being the King James Bible … out
of
which we will pump out Pastors, Leaders, Teachers and Evangelists
within a highly
concentrated time frame of less than three months … with no
exams and no
assignments … but plenty of street preaching.”
Gasp!
Shock! Horror! Wheeze! … and the crickets say chirp … chirp … chirp
… chirp!
“Oh,
by the way, I will not take a salary.”
“And
most importantly of all, this is all based on no FOG-GING and
no ASS-ING
of the pure text of the King James Bible.
In
you’re dreams eh?
Harley
Hitchcock
February
2025
This
website’s front page is:
www.AustralianBibleMinistries.com
“QUICK ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS”
Part 2 of 7
“WERE THE 1611 KING JAMES TRANSLATORS
INCOMPETENT, DIM-WITTED DILLS?”
aka “Their supposed 1611 failure to
correctly translate Jesus as Joshua
in Hebrews 4:8”
