But first … a little story:
Country boy, Neville Nitwit, had a horse and cart.
He was making a very nice living with the horse
drawing the cart.
But one morning he woke up woke.
He began to attach his cart before the horse.
And the rest is history … being woke he went broke
… no work … he went bankrupt.
ACTUAL HISTORY:
Augie (the Roman
Catholic Augustine) also had
a horse
and cart.
His horse was called Legal and his cart was
named Moral.
But from the beginning, he went woke.
How? He started putting his Moral cart before
his Legal horse.
Now
Augie had a son called Cal (Calvin) … and you know … the
apple
doesn’t fall far from the tree.… who was also as dumb as a dry donut in
the
desert … who like his father Augie … he did the same … that is … put
his Moral
cart before his Legal horse.
“Hey
Harley, isn’t all this an abstruse philosophical conjecture?”
“Nay
Dear Reader, Jesus taught the people in parables … as they had no
eyes
for seeing and no ears for hearing … as their hearts had waxed
gross
(Matthew 13:13-14,15).”
And
so we address the Calvinist … also waxed gross with no ears
and
eyes … oh! … by the way … they’re very proud of it too.
Going
against all reasoning, they cling for dear life to the blasphemy … that
although Christ shed his blood for all … God only randomly chooses a
few for
salvation.
It’s
called Wedding Rice Salvation Selection … you know … Bink! …
that person
got a random hit on the noggin (cranium, nut, noodle) with a grain of
rice … but
that person over there wasn’t hit.
No
reason … just random happenstance.
Now
suffering from grossly waxed hearts, this is the Calvinist’s theological
vice that they can never escape from.
Putting
a man’s the internal and moral and internal
transformation
before his legal standing before God, the Calvinist gets
caught
in God’s doctrinal bear trap.
And
guess what … God wins everytime … Oooooeeeee! Ouch! Stop the pain!
It’s
like the snake with the chicken firmly clenched in its mouth…
unsuccessfully
trying to wriggle through a small opening … but about to be axed by the
farmer.
But
with it burned into their hearts, they will not let God change their
belief.
Furthermore,
no Calvinist will or can ever preach selective salvation!
Why?
It’s called the Pub Test … they put the Moral cart before the
Legal horse
… you know … God chooses some and sends the rest to hell.
“Hey
Fellas! Who wants to get saved?”
“I’ll
leave it to God … he’ll choose me if he wants. Hey Bartender, get us
another
beer will ya’!”
This
is nothing but pure Roman Catholic theology … which is … God must
internally
and morally change you before he will legally accept you.
Dear
Reader, the correct ordo salutis is … first, get legally right
before
God … then second, God works on some sort of interior moral
transformation.
The
Calvinist completely fails to see the cross as a legal work of
justification
not a moral one.
God’s
law is that before a man can be morally transformed internally, he must
be
legally rescued.
In
short … a legal problem demands a legal rescue.
Dear
Calvinist, the judgment seat of Christ awaits.
Harley
Hitchcock
December
2025
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Q: “THE CALVINIST’S TWO FAVOURITE WORDS?”
A:
“DEPRAVITY” AND “GRACE”
“CAN TOTAL DEPRAVITY BE REFORMED?”
“THE OBSESSIVE SELF CENTERED CALVINIST”
