Q: “WHAT IS THE CALVINIST CATASTROPHE?”

A: “THE REFUSAL TO BELIEVE THE TRUTH”  

Yes Dear Reader, the Calvinist will not do two things …

1. Heart-pray the following … “Dear Lord, I want the truth, all of the truth and nothing but the truth at any cost.”

2. Believe that the King James Bible is the perfect, infallible, inerrant and inspired words of God

These are those simple ones … er … highly educated and PhD degreed … waving their modern versions around like a Tiki charm around their neck … as if sufficient to ward off evil spirits. 

Arming themselves with such catchphrases as ‘… the originals …” and “… the Greek says …”, these Calvinist Catastrophists have as much chance of finding the truth as finding a 1921 penny on the planet Mars!

And all being led by their Pied Piper Pastors who struggle to know a bee from a bull’s foot.

These are those Pastors, who having being elevated … in some cases ‘humbly’ clawed their way … to the position of the shepherd of God’s sheep … proceed to feed their sheep scorpions, stones and serpents
(Luke 11:11-12).

And much to their chargrin … I like that word … it’s a grin of charcoal … a blackened smile … black rotting teeth … that sort of thing … they are confronted with a decision to step down from the ministry or get right with God.

Dear Reader, we must remember that Christ’s injunction was to ‘feed my sheep’ (John 21:16-17) … not save his sheep.

Christ says to the modern Pastor “Feed my sheep proper food!” … but they can’t.

Why?

First off, they do not have a Bible … they would not know what the Bible looks like … having fooled around for years and years at untruthful ‘Bible’ Colleges … serving up any ol’ tripe to the lecturers who have first given to them the cow’s stomach lining … in order to get a theological degree.

The modern Pastor, soon finds that God will crash his mind … he will go insane … not having the written Rock to believe on.

Secondly, current Pied Piper Pastors have

convinced their flock to disbelieve their King James Bibles with ungodly phrases of “ … the originals …” and “ … the Greek says …”.

But most of them have cushy little jobs … you know … endless meetings … a bit of counselling here … a funeral there … a wedding or two perhaps … fruitless gab-fests of this and that … and so on … I mean “The humiliation of stepping down … I’d have to get a real job!”

A recent conversation with a Calvinist Pastor revealed he was so flat out, that we couldn’t meet again for a few weeks … to further talk about ‘dead in trespasses and sins’ (Ephesians 2:1) … being his legal standing before God … not his internal moral one.

Talk about being fobbed off?

Dear Pastor … it will be far better down here to get this sorted out than to get upstairs before the judgment seat of Christ.

Without the King James Bible, many Pastors find their life descends into the 5G abyss of gold, glory, girls, gala, gastric.

Having little terror of the Lord (2 Corinthians 5:11), the cracked egg-shell of the modern Pastor’s life, can only take so much being pasted up and grouted from within … before crumbling.

God formed man in his image but the Calvinist Catastrophe sees the Pastor returns the ‘favour’ to form God in his own image … being another Jesus.

Harley Hitchcock
November 2025

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