“WHAT IS
TONSURE ASPHYXIATION?”
aka “I’VE GOT
A MASTER OF DIVINITY DEGREE!”
I was reading
my Bible at a
coffee shop the other day, when a middle aged, enthusiastic, lady sat
down at
the next table, along with a couple of other people, and she said “Oh!
I see
you have a Bible?”
I said “Yes,
I’m a Christian. How
about you?
She
enthusiastically said “Oh
yes!”
I said “Let me
ask you a couple
of questions.”
“If you died
tonight, will you
be in heaven or hell?’’
“Heaven
absolutely” she said
“Why would God
let you in” I
asked
She said “The
blood of Jesus
Christ has washed away all my sin.”
“Good answer”
I said.
What else do I
need to get into
heaven … water baptism?”
“No.” she said
“Good answer”
I said.
“How about
speaking in some of
tongues?” I asked
“No” she
replied.
“Good answer”
I said
I said “What
church do you go
to?”
“Presbyterian
… Reformed.” she said
“Ooops! That’s
a shame. Wrong
answer” I said
And then what
ensued was all her
arguments
about “the originals; the ‘Greek’; the Hebrew; recent
manuscripts; those poor old ignorant 1611 Translators; mistakes in the
Bible;
current advanced scholarship … blah! blah! blah!
Dear Reader,
just click on some
of the articles below to get the facts on these topics.
And this back
and forth
continued for about ten minutes with my giving her the correct factual
information … with her fiercely resisting all.
I then said
“Lady, you need to
stop setting yourself up as a teacher of doctrine.”
She said “I am
submitted to my
husband and only teach what he teaches.”
I said “That’s
a problem
because he’s teaching you wrong doctrine.’’
She said “None
of the Doctors
and Professors in Bible Colleges, that I know, believe the King James
Bible is without
mistakes … no-one.”
I said
“They’re wrong as well”
At this stage,
she could not
believe her ears, and started to quiver at the mouth, and started
crying.
No-one had
ever talked to her
like this.
She said “My
husband has a Masters
of Divinity” as if to shut me up completely.
At this
juncture, she turned to
her companions for solace and tissues to dry her eyes.
You see, this
Christian lady …
yes, I believed she is saved, my sister in Christ, I’ll see her in
heaven one
day … would not be subject
to the infallible and inerrant English of the King James Bible.
She also said
“I read the Bible
with the Greek and the Hebrew beside me.”
I calmly
replied “Dear Lady,
you wouldn’t know the Greek or the Hebrew if they jumped up and bit you
on the ankle!”
And that’s the
problem with
today’s Bible Colleges.
The Bible
Colleges … without
exception (99.99%) … destroy their students belief out of believing the
plain inerrancy
of the King James Bible.
Hence I write
this article.
Furthermore,
Dear Reader, fancy
calling yourself a Master of
Divinity …
a Master of the Divine.
“Oh! I get it!
First you get
a Certificate
of Divinity … and then work your way up to be more
Divine … getting an Associate
Diploma of Divinity;
followed by a Diploma of Divinity;
then a Bachelors of Divinity;
then Honours in Divinity;
ascending to being a Master of Divinity;
culminating in a PhD in Divinity …
what’s next? … Professor of Divinity;
Right Reverend of Divinity …
and ascending upwards through the heavens!”
“WOW!” I can
see God parting
the clouds “we just have to get this Divine person up here as soon as
we can.”
These
scripture twisters reject
the King James Bible, which then results in their heaping upon
themselves satanic
worldly titles, degrees and honours … and the list is endless.
Giving
yourself the title of
Divine must make you divine right? Wrong!
It’s called Tonsure
Asphyxiation … where the Roman Catholic tonsure slips to be
around the neck resulting in the death of Bible
doctrine.
Their
self-appointed title of Divinity
… they place on their own head … soon drops down to choke them around
the neck …all
the while being willingly ignorant
of the terror of the
Lord
… which is addressed solely
to Christians … not the unsaved (2 Corinthians 5:11).
Harley
Hitchcock
August 2026
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“WERE THE 1611 TRANSLATORS
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Did
You Know …
“The
Greek says…”,
