“THE EASY WORDS OF
THE LISTLESS SILLY VERSION (LSV)”
Luciferian, Lethargic, Loopy, Loser, Lost (L)
Self-Satisfied, Senseless, Shortsighted,
Simpleminded, Sluggish,
Screwy, Sappy (S)
“THE
EASY WORDS OF
THE LISTLESS SILLY VERSION (LSV)”
Luciferian,
Lethargic, Loopy, Loser, Lost (L)
Self-Satisfied,
Senseless, Shortsighted,
Simpleminded, Sluggish,
Screwy, Sappy (S)
…
YES! The LSV not a Bible!
Dear
Reader, it is with yawning dragging feet, that we must once again
expose the on-going,
but all to familiar hypocrisy, of another New Age Bible Version.
It’s
the bastard child of the NASB.
This
time it’s for the LIMP STUPID VERSION (LSV) straight out of
the stables
of Rome.
Ah!
Dear
Reader … the ‘wonderful’ NEW (Acts 17:21) LAME
SPASTIC VERSION
(LSV) … NO! It’s a complete new translation.
Like the SEVEE’S …
the Seventh Day
Adventists going around duping recently saved Christians … the LOST
SENSELESS VERSION (LSV) version coat-tails onto the King
James Bible
… pretending to be the same.
“Oh! I’m just the same as
the King James … ” says
Lucifer … which it is not!
“Oh! I’m the LANGUISHING
SPENT VERSION (LSV)
… just like the King James Bible (which it isn’t) … only better, and
newer …
with no nasties in it!”
Nah! Pure lies … chalk
and cheese
People using the LOSER
SCREWY VERSION (LSV)
are simply saying “We are excusing ourselves from Bible study.”
Their excuse “We are
just bone-lazy!”
Definition of Bone-Lazy:
“Extremely lazy; a bum; a
pretender; a do-nothing;
an idler; a loafer; a person who does no work; a sponge-artist; a
leech; a fop;
a dandy; a dilettante; cloud without water; a five-dollar Rolex watch;
a
balloon with no air” … need we go on?
If you think the LOOPY
SAPPY VERSION (LSV) had
easier words than the King James, you need … as the saying goes … a ‘check
up from
the neck up’.
The following table has just few examples of the so called easy words From the LETHARGIC SHORTSIGHTED VERSION (LSV) compared to those dreadfully hard ones from the King James Bible.
|
|
LOST
SIMPLEMINDED VERSION (LSV) So-called
‘Easy’ words |
KING
JAMES BIBLE ‘Hard’
words |
|
Acts
3:11 |
portico |
porch |
|
John
16:25 |
figures
of speech |
proverbs |
|
John
18:28 |
praetorium
|
hall
of judgment |
|
John
19:23 |
tunic |
coat |
|
2 Corinthians 11:32 |
ethnarch |
governor |
|
Acts
27:17 |
run
aground on the shallows of Syrtis |
fall
into the quicksands |
|
1 Timothy 2:8 |
dissensions |
doubting |
|
Revelation
5:11 |
myriads
of myriads |
ten
thousand times ten thousand |
|
Revelation
9:11 |
abyss |
bottomless
pit |
|
Revelation
6:8 |
ashen |
pale |
|
1 Timothy 3:3 |
pugnacious
|
not a
brawler |
|
Revelation
19:12 |
diadems |
crowns |
… and yawn … I’m getting
tired … there are hundreds
more!
Harley
Hitchcock
December
2024
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website’s front page is:
www.AustralianBibleMinistries.com
“LEGACY
STANDARD VERSION (LSV)”
aka
LIMP-WRISTED SATANIC VERSION
Why the English
