“THE INFINITE TYPING MONKEY FACT”
“THE INFINITE TYPING MONKEY FACT”
Yes Dear Reader, we’ve all heard of the impossibility
of a monkey typing on a 26 letter keyboard … for an infinite amount of
time …
to write a Shakespearean play … or even the first few words of the
opening
line.
How about typing the two words ‘HELLO THERE’
There’s 1:26 chances for the first letter ... and then
1:26 for the second letter … and so on … 26 x 26 x 26 x 26 x 26 x … = 1026
… go figure that one … equivalent of finding a Mormon coin in
the New
Americas … zero! zilch! nana! nicht!
Well, there is another theory that’s called the Infinite
Researching Fact … that also reveals an even greater impossibility
than 0% … whereby 1000 Professors of Doctrinal Theology … research the
English
of the King James Bible … for an infinite amount of time … to locate one
verse to support Calvinism … TULIP.
(Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear … fancy giving the name of a
beautiful flower to the dark and blasphemous lie of Calvinism.)
In particular … the one about all men wrongly being totally
depraved … and needing a pre-salvation grace infusion … in
order to
believe … unto justification.
It looks like this:
However what these Professors would find would be the
following verses … to mention a few:
God is a reasonable God
“Come
now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your
sins be as
scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like
crimson, they
shall be as wool.” (Isaiah 1:18)
God tells the truth
“God
forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is
written,
That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome
when thou
art judged.” (Romans 3:4)
God doesn’t say one thing and mean another
“The
Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness;
but is
longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish,
but that
all should come to repentance.” (2 Peter 3:9)
God
is open and honest … no deceit
“This
then is the message which we have heard of
him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no
darkness at
all.” (1 John 1:5)
Jesus never forces anyone against their free will
“O
Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them
which
are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children
together, even
as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!”
(Matthew
23:37)
What can we conclude then?
If God is like that … so are his scriptures … open,
honest, without deceit, truthful, reasonable.
Moral
of
the story:
Dear
Reader, you can read the King James Bible as is … you can simply
believe … what
it says … the plain reading of the English text of the King James.
Let’s
not
blame God.
PS
Q: “You
know why people turn to “… the Greek says …” or “… the originals …”?
A: “They
can’t understand English”
Harley
Hitchcock
November
2025
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