“LEGACY
STANDARD VERSION (LSV)”aka LIMP-WRISTED SATANIC VERSION
“LEGACY
STANDARD VERSION (LSV)”
aka
LIMP-WRISTED SATANIC VERSION
Rome’s
latest offering for Christians to cool them off and water them down …
yawn!
yawn!
Rome’s
at it again.
The
LIMP-WRISTED
SATANIC VERSION (LSV) … you know … … no sodomy, no hell, no unknown
tongues,
no dung … and the boring list goes on and on and on and on and on … …
ZZZZZ! …
Oh!
Forgive me Dear Reader, I must have fallen asleep.
“Mummy!
Mummy! We’ve just been playing shop in the backyard … and using paddle
pop
sticks for money!”
“Well
you know Bobby … that’s not real money … is it?”
“Oh
…
but it is Mum!”
“Sure
Dear!” as she pats him on the head.” (Romans 14:1)
Once
again Dear Reader, Rome would have the weak-faithed Christian join them
in
their swamp of treacherous lies, by having you elevate their LSV into
your
imaginations (2 Corinthians 10:5).
Dear
Reader, remember above all … that all the versions are simply an excuse
to chop
down the perfect, pure, infallible, inerrant and inspired … The
King James
Bible … one God, one Word, one Lord Jesus Christ and one Bible.
Their
end game is to say “Well, the KJB has errors … and this word should be
that
word … and ‘the Greek says this and the Greek says that’ … and so on …
so let’s
go back to Vaticanus and Sinaiticus although long discarded by both
Rome and
the 1611 Translators.”
Rome
had thrown them into a rubbish bin until Tischendorf dragged them out
again
like a dog with a dry bone.
As
Jesus said to the Pharisees … “Search the scriptures; for in them ye
think
ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.” (John
5:39) … and
Christ is standing right next to them in the flesh.
So
the limp-wristed explorers, ignoring the King James Bible, rifle
through Rome’s
stones and thistles looking for a crumb or two.
And
so it is with the willing ignorant, who ignoring the true treasures of
the King
of Books … the King James Bible … scrap and dig for fool’s nuggets in
the
version dumpsters … shouting “Eureka! I have found a two week old,
half-sucked
lolly-pop!” … and then scurrying off into their holes in the wall … to
worship
and drool over their anti-food.
Need
I go on Dear Reader, you’ve got the drift … if you haven’t, please have
a
scroll through “Which Bible?” and “The Greek” teaching
articles,
and many others, on this website.
Let
us be reminded Dear Reader of the Satanic LSV, and it’s usual
predictable lies
coming out of Rome … and there are thousands in the LSV … a few being
mentioned
below …
“THIRTY-TWO
REASONS NOT TO USE THE LSV”
Limp-wristed
Satanic Version (LSV)
It’s
not the Bible … it’s Rome’s version.
Dear Legacy Standard Version user, at the judgment seat of Christ (Romans 14:20; 2 Corinthians 5:10), don’t be caught out unawares trying to invent
excuses on the
spot, as to why you loved the LSV … you know … “er … um … ah … well …
you’ve
got me on the hop there Jesus!”
Be prepared with your reasons before you get there … the following will definitely help.
Reason #1 (James 5:16) You can tell Jesus we are
to confess our sins
(LSV – Legacy Standard Version) not confess
your faults (AV – Authorized Version, KJB, The King James Bible).
Is this why Pope Benedict loves the LSV, as it
promotes the priest in the confessional box?
Reason #2 (2Tim 2:15) You can tell Jesus we don’t
have to study to show thyself approved
(AV KJB) but just be diligent (LSV). What a
relief! Who likes studying? Look, Just have a go and do your best!
That’s all
that matters.
Yeh right! Tell that to any University
Medical/Engineering/Mathematics graduate that studied late into the
night, with
sweat pouring out under the door.
Losers say “Well I did my best … I was diligent but I
didn’t study … because it was too hard! Boo-Hoo! I’m gonna cry now!”
Reason #3 (John 1:3) You can tell Jesus that all
things were made
through him (LSV) and not by him (AV
KJB).
Where’s my dictionary - is this why the
Christadelphians, Mormons and JW’s love the LSV?
Reason #4 (1Cor 1:18
Is this why Pope Benedict loves the LSV as it keeps
the money making machine of the Catholic set-up in business?
Reason #5 (Luke
16:23) You can tell Jesus that the rich man was
in hades (LSV) – not hell (AV KJB).
In
the New Age, Hades is an
intermediate state of purification and not the final punishment of
hell. Does
this sound similar to Rome’s purgatory?
Reason
#6 (1 Tim
6:10)
You
can tell Jesus
that money
is only a root of evil
(LSV) not the root (AV). Dictionary
please?
Reason #7 (Titus 3:10) You can tell Jesus that you
can reject a man for being factious (LSV), and not a heretic
(AV).
Heresy is about doctrine while division and being
fractious can be virtually anything. No, the truth is that believing
heresy is
the grounds for rejection (AV), not simply exposing it as a divisive
person
might (LSV).
Reason #8 (1 Tim 6:5) You can tell Jesus that godliness
can be a means of gain (LSV) and
not the reversal of the meaning of gain
is godliness (AV).
Which
one is correct? Is this why the ‘Name It and Claim It’ crowd like the
LSV?
Reason #9 (2 Cor 2:17) You can tell Jesus
that
peddling (LSV) the word of God is
the sin and not corrupting (AV) the
word
Sniff!
Sniff! Do we suspect
that the LSV editors were letting themselves off the hook by changing
the
meaning?
Reason #10 (2Cor 10:5) You can tell Jesus the word “speculations”
(LSV) is far preferable
to “imaginations” (AV).
With the New Age ‘imaging’ and ‘visualization’
techniques entering the church, wouldn’t “casting down speculations” be
preferred?
Reason #11 (Gen 22:8) You can tell Jesus that “… God will
provide for himself the lamb” (LSV)
instead of “…God will provide himself…”
(AV) as a lamb. Could this be a reason why Satan prefers the LSV as it
destroys
the most wonderful promise in the Bible?
Reason #12 (Matt 20:20) You can tell Jesus that Satan prefers the
mother of Zebedee’s children simply bowing
down (LSV) rather than worshipping
him (AV).
Reason #13 (Acts 12:4) You can tell Jesus it was Passover
(LSV) and not Easter (AV).
Does the fact that the days of unleavened bread (Acts
12:3) coming after the Passover
(Ex12:17-18; Ezra 6:19-22) help change your
mind?
“Oh! Hello Jesus! The King James Bible is correct!!
Ooops! Sorry!”
Reason #14 (Acts 17:22) You can tell Jesus that paying people a
compliment by telling them they are religious
(LSV) is a far better way to preach the truth, than to convict them
by
calling them superstitious (AV)
Reason #15 (Deut 23:17) You can tell Jesus that sodomites
(AV) prefer to remain
anonymous such that the title of a
cult prostitute (LSV) could be anyone.
Reason #16 (Dan 3:25) You can tell Jesus that, he, like
the Son of God (AV KJB) was not needed
to protect Shadrach and company in the fire, any old son
of the gods (LSV) could have done the job.
Reason #17 2Cor 2:10 You can tell Jesus that his person
(AV) has been downgraded to a mere presence (LSV).
Reason #18 (Ezra 8:36) You can tell Jesus the harder word is satraps (LSV) and not the easy understood word of lieutenants (AV). Does the LSV really
make the reading of the Bible more simple?
Reason #19 (Ps 109:6) You can tell Jesus that Satan (AV) likes
to remain out of sight and let any accuser
(LSV) take the blame.
Reason #20 (Matt 12:40) You can tell Jesus the word
is fish and whale (AV)
not sea monster
(LSV).
To make this switch, you have to ignore the fact that
the Greek word for whale in this verse is ketos.
Isn’t the scientific name for whales, Cetaceans,
and the scientific study of whales called Cetology?
Furthermore, all living creatures in the sea were
known as fish … it’s only that false science has split up the
categories to
disagree with the King James Bible.
Reason #21 (Mark 13:6) You
can tell Jesus that the antichrist is happy to be called He (LSv)
and not Christ (AV). Aren’t the New
Agers looking for a ‘He’ to show up?
Reason #22 (John 4:24) You can tell Jesus you prefer the phrase God is spirit (LSV) with
its
impersonal, New Age and pantheistic meaning, and not God
is a Spirit (AV).
Is it of any surprise then, that emphasizing the fact
that God is a single and particular spirit, and not to be mixed or
confused
with any spirit, is abhorrent to the New Age?
Reason #23 (1Cor 1:21) You can tell Jesus that you
think that “the
foolishness of preaching” (AV) should
be “the foolishness of the message
preached” (LSV).
To the unsaved, the fact that Jesus died for the sins
of the whole world is not foolish, but what annoys them, is the public
preaching about it.
If you’re saved, is there anything foolish about
preaching?
Furthermore, “the word of the cross” (LSV) is
not foolishness to the unsaved (1 Corinthians 1:18) but the
preaching of the
cross (KJB)
Reason #24 (Phil 3:8) You can tell Jesus that you
don’t hate your past life with all its achievements, by
calling it the foul smelling excrement dung
(AV).
In fact, could it be there’s quite a lot to be proud
of, and, if Jesus didn’t mind, could you just call it rubbish
(LSV)?
Reason #25 (1Tim 6:20) You can tell Jesus it’s only
the godless and
empty chatter and the opposing arguments of what is falsely called
knowledge (LSV) and not the
oppositions of science (AV)!
Is this why evolutionary
thinking Christians and climate change people prefer the LSV?
Furthermore, the science minded saved man, hates the
fact that science should be called into question.
“I know” he says “let’s water is down to knowledge.”
Reason #26 (2Pet 2:1) You
can tell Jesus that false teachers
only bring in the destructive (LSV)
heresies not damnable (AV) ones.
Just a slap on the wrist then?
Reason #27 You can tell Jesus
you preferred that your Legacy Standard version … as it is just
like the
New King James Version … that has removed the words “Lord”
66 times; “God” 51
times and “heaven” 50 times; repent 44
times; hell 23 times; blood 23
times; and the words devils, damnation,
Jehovah and new testament are
completely omitted. Furthermore, it was acceptable to you to remove 2,289 words from the New
Testament alone, and changed over
100,000 words.
Reason #28 (1 Cor 14:2 etc etc) You can tell Jesus
you that you approve that the word unknown
(AV)
is omitted. Could
it be that the LSV compilers are modern day babblers?
Yes
… but here’s the thing …. they’re not even unknown
tongue speakers.
Reason #29 (Luke 7:19) You can tell Jesus that calling him the
One
(LSB) is preferred by
the
New Age Movement and the occult who are looking for the
One called Lord Maitreya.
A
highly reverenced mantra
chanted by New Agers to invoke the Maitreya is “Let Light, Love, Power
and
Death, Fulfil the purpose of The Coming
One”.
Reason
#30 (Isaiah
9:3) This verse states that God will NOT increase
Israel’s joy
(KJV AV) yet the LSB says “You shall make great their gladness” … Mmmm!
Someone’s got it back to front … what say ye?
The
LSB leaves out the ‘not’.
This verse refers to the 2nd Advent of the return of Jesus
Christ to
earth.
Reason
#31
Psalm
68:4
“Sing
unto God, sing praises to his name: extol him that rideth upon the heavens
by his name JAH, and rejoice before him.”
The
LSB says “Lift up a song
for him who rides through the deserts, Whose name is Yah”
Reason #32 You can tell Jesus
… ahhh … er … um … ahh
… um…
err ….
In conclusion…
Dear Reader, at the judgment, I don’t think we’ll be
telling Jesus anything … do you? In fact, I strongly suspect there’ll
be no
dialogue … “I’ll shut up Jesus … you do the talking!”
A Cook? Loves cooking! A mechanic? Loves cars!
So why wouldn’t the Word love his
words!
Will Jesus be justified in throwing the LSV with Rome’s
opposite meanings, omissions and deceitful manipulations, into the lake of fire, despite
your
affection for it?
Dear LSV lover, it’s not a matter of if … but when
you will tap the mat.
Harley
Hitchcock
December
2024
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