“WHICH BIBLE SUITS GOD?”
“WHICH
BIBLE SUITS GOD?”
So
the Big Three … you know … one God consisting of three persons,
being God
the Father, the Word and the Holy Ghost (1 John 5:7) ... aka the
Godhead
(Colossians 2:9) … are sitting around in heaven, having a meeting, to
decide
which Bible suits them.
“Where
will we start?” they say.
“Look
Boys, we don’t have to do an exhaustive study on all this” says God the
Father
“we’ll simply look at a couple of verses of John 3:16 and John
1:3
… two verses for the 2nd in the Godhead. We
are
sinless and will have a sinless Bible with no errors, no omissions,
and, last
but not least, no substitutions.”
There’s
silence in the room as they nod in agreement … as all three know what
is being
referred to here.
Yes
Dear Reader, as the three persons in the Godhead, indeed God himself,
knew no
sin (2 Corinthians 5:21), in him was no sin (1 John 3:5), did no sin
and no
guile
(1 Peter 1:22) and so on … it won’t be like an earthly baseball
game
having three strikes to be struck out.
No
Siree
…
this will be run along the heavenly baseball game set of rules … “steeeeee-rike
one … yeeeeeera’ rout!”
So
all three immediately flip open all the various versions at John
3:16
with their fingers also in John 1:3.
First
they examine the NIV which reads as follows …
“For
God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that
whoever
believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (John 3;16)
Next
they look at the NASB only to
find the same …
Jesus
says “Seems like we have a pattern here with the NIV, NASB
… Strike
One … they all out … I’m not begotten! They say I’m not God!”.
“Now
we know that the Legacy Standard Version blows me an insincere
kiss
with the above verse, hoping to get into my good books, but double
crosses me
with John 1;3” says Jesus “as the LSV says I’m the only begotten Son of
God, but
refuses to say that creation was made BY
me!
You know the same ol’ same ol’ Colossian heresy!”
So
the Big Three all take the Legacy Standard and read …
“All
things came into being through him, and apart from Him nothing
came into
being that has come into being.” (John 1;3)
“Yep!
You’re right Jesus” say the other two “the LSV says the angels did the
all the
work!”
“What
do we say Godhead? All together now …
“YOU’RE
A LOUT … GET OUT … STEEEEEE-RIKE ONE … YEEEEEERA’ ROUT!”
“Alright
boys” says God the Father “I think we all know where these broken
cisterns have
their source!”
They
all nod in agreement … “It’s the Roman Catholic Revised Standard
Version
… being code words for Vaticanus and Sinaiticus.”
“Why
looky here” exclaims Jesus “I get the ultimate kick in the guts … “For
God
so loved the world that he gave his only Son …” (John 3:16) …
“begotten” is
missing … I’m not God!
and
“all
things were made through him …” (John 1:3) … creation was not
made by me
… as I got the angels to do it!
“Mmmm!”
said
the Godhead collectively “we smell a Rattus Rattus afoot here
… the
Black Rat!”
Verily,
verily … how the unsuspecting gulp at the broken cisterns …
“For
my people have committed two evils; they have forsaken me
the
fountain of living waters, and hewed them out cisterns, broken
cisterns,
that can hold no water.” (Jeremiah 2:13)
Dear
Reader, if you are gulping at the Pied Piper Versions, repent …
that is …
have a massive change of mind … that is … give yourself an uppercut,
have a Bex,
a nice cup of hot tea and a good lie down … then get up and gulp at the
true
fountain of living waters … God’s perfect, infallible, inerrant and
inspired
scriptures … The King James Bible.
As
God is sinless and without contamination … thus will be his Bible.
One
God, one Father, one Son, one Holy Ghost …
one
final
written authority … one Bible … The King James.
Harley
Hitchcock
February
2025
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