“FIX YOUR BUTTER KNIVES!” 

“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.” (Hebrews 4:12

Q: “Is the word of God a sword or a kitchen utensil?”

A: “According to the New King James Version … it’s an instrument for scraping churned cream.”

Imagine a Sergeant yelling at his soldiers before they go ‘over the top’ to attack an enemy position …

“Right you maggots … fix your butter knives!”

“But Sarge … don’t you mean bayonets?”

“Of course not! We’ll terrorize them with our knowledge of cooking and use of kitchen utensils!”

Mmmmm!

 

 

 The New King James Version (NKJV) speaker … they don’t preach … when informing not preaching … on the street, or indeed in the safety and warmth of a building on Sunday,  must be true to his New King James version as he GENTLY SPEAKS to his listeners … “Your soul will go to sheol” (NKJV)

It’s hell in the King James Bible (Psalm 16:10)


“You will spend forever in hades (NKJV)

It’s hell in the King James Bible (Luke 16:23)


“You must relent of your unbelief in God” (NKJV)

It’s repent in the King James Bible (Matthew 21:32)


“They were only perverted ones” (NKJV)

They’re called sodomites in the King James Bible (Deuteronomy 23:17)


“They were only possessed by demons” (NKJV)

They are called devils in the King James Bible (Matthew 8:16)


“Paul’s past life was rubbish” (NKJV)

It called dung in the King James Bible (Philippians 3:8)


“The cross is foolishness” (NKJV)

The preaching of the cross is foolishness in the King James Bible (1Corinthians 1:18, 21)


Oh! Shock! Horror! What terror must be placed into the heart of the unbeliever as they are told the above from a preacher waving a New King James Version in the air! 

I do believe it’s “Knowing therefore THE TERROR OF THE LORD, we persuade men …”
(2 Corinthians 5:11).

MOTTO? CUT FIRST … THEN STITCH!

 

Harley Hitchcock

November 2022


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