“FIX YOUR BUTTER KNIVES!”
A:
“According to the New King James Version … it’s
an instrument for scraping
“Right you
maggots … fix your butter knives!”
“But Sarge
… don’t you mean bayonets?”
“Of course
not! We’ll terrorize them with our
knowledge of cooking and use of kitchen utensils!”
The New King James Version (NKJV) speaker … they
don’t preach … when informing not preaching … on the street, or
indeed
in the safety and warmth of a building on Sunday, must
be true to his New King James version as he
GENTLY SPEAKS to his listeners …
It’s hell
in the King James Bible (Psalm
16:10)
“You will
spend forever in hades” (NKJV)
It’s hell
in the King James Bible (Luke
16:23)
“You must relent
of your unbelief in God” (NKJV)
It’s repent
in the King James Bible (Matthew
21:32)
“They were
only perverted ones” (NKJV)
They’re
called sodomites in the King James
Bible (Deuteronomy 23:17)
“They were
only possessed by demons” (NKJV)
They are
called devils in the King James
Bible (Matthew 8:16)
“Paul’s
past life was rubbish” (NKJV)
It called dung
in the King James Bible
(Philippians 3:8)
“The cross
is foolishness” (NKJV)
The preaching
of the cross is
foolishness in the King James Bible (1Corinthians 1:18, 21)
Oh! Shock!
Horror! What terror must be
placed into the heart of the unbeliever as they are told the above from
a
preacher waving a New King James Version in the air!
I do
believe it’s “Knowing therefore THE TERROR
OF THE LORD, we
persuade men …”
(2 Corinthians 5:11).
MOTTO?
CUT FIRST … THEN STITCH!
Harley Hitchcock
www.
AustralianBibleMinistries
.com
Dear
Christian, why would you
Australian
Bible Ministries, PO
Box 5058 Mt. Gravatt East, 4122 Qld, Australia
www.AustralianBibleMinistries.com