“WHY
THE NEW KING JAMES VERSION IS NOT
EVEN A VERSION!”
A
CONVERSATION:
Christian
in heaven:
“Me Lord.”
God:
“Mmmmm! Let see. I’m checking your file … didn’t you read 2Corinthians
5:11?”
Christian
in heaven:
“Yes, but I didn’t think it applied to me?”
God:
“Let’s see … what Bible have you been reading?”
Christian
in heaven:
“The New King James Version”
God:
“Surely you must know I am the Almighty God (Genesis 17:1); God
Almighty
(Genesis 43:14); the “I AM THAT I AM” (Exodus 3:14); my name is Jealous
(Exodus
34:14); my name is JAH (Psalm 68:4) not that pagan rain god
Yahweh
called YAH in the New King James. Don’t you know I AM perfection
itself,
infallibility itself, inspiration itself, I am inerrancy itself?
Is
there nothing impossible for me
(Jeremiah 32:17)?
Don’t
you know I created the universe
out of nothing? And I could have done the whole lot in a nano-second if
I’d
wanted, instead of taking six days? Why would you think that I would
not have
my written words on earth … me … in the final, perfect, written form …
The King
James Bible? Do you think I would be so weak and helpless that I
couldn’t
arrange this?
Christian
in heaven: “God,
I just thought the New King James would do,
in spite of the 59,600 major word changes that altered correct doctrine
all
over the place … I was sure you wouldn’t have minded? You know … I just
thought
near enough would be good enough.”
God:
“Oh
… OK … I see where you’re coming from … Mmmm! powerful argument! …
that’s all
right then … NOT!
Oh!
That means I’ve just wasted
everyone’s time and energy, over … what is it … 1600 years … Mmmm! Yes
that’s
it … in getting you the perfect, preserved, infallible, inerrant and
inspired King
James Bible … ME IN WRITTEN FORM! THE KING JAMES BIBLE IS ME IN
WRITTEN
FORM! BOTH PERFECT” Were you so stupid not to connect the dots as
follows…
The
New King James
aka
The
Thomas Nelson Bible
aka
The
Rupert Murdoch Bible
aka
The
Vatican Bible for Willingly
Ignorant Christians aka
The
product by the angel of light
written for willingly ignorant Christians (2Corinthians
11:14)
Christian
in heaven: “Ooops!
Gulp! Ouch!”
God:
“Furthermore,
weren’t you one of those arrogant Christians that despised the
Jews, because
they didn’t know my name? … as I have written “… but by my name
JEHOVAH was
I not known to them.” (Exodus 6:3).
Christian
in heaven: “Yes,
I downgraded you Almighty God, by calling you
The Sovereign Ancient Pagan Rain God called Yahweh … YAH
for short (Psalm 68:4 New King James). But this is what the New
King
James calls you. I now see the NKJV is a poisoned book, and not even to
be
considered as a version.” (2 Corinthians 11:14) … and you can’t drink
water with
sewerage in it … mix truth with untruth.
God:
“Correct!
My words are pure (Ephesian 5:26; Revelation 22:1). Well, by your own
standards
you shall be judged (1Corinthians 3:15)! Dear Christian let me quote
your own
ignorance back to you, when you were on earth saying “Wherein have
we (Christians)
despised your name?” (Malachi 1:6)
Christian
in heaven: “Dear
God … I am so dreadfully ashamed! Can I
repent now?”
God:
“Too
late!” (1 Corinthians 3:13-15)
Harley
Hitchcock
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website’s front page is:
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Dear
Christian, why would you
