“WHO ARE THE RELIGIOUS HYDROCEPHALICS?”
“WHO
ARE THE RELIGIOUS HYDROCEPHALICS?”
HYDROCEPHALUS
is a condition in which fluid
accumulates in the brain, typically in young children, enlarging
the
head and sometimes causing brain damage.
Commonly
called ‘water brain’ babies
… but it can apply between the ages of birth to 60 years.
…
but then I’se gotsa’ doin’ sum’ thunkin’
…
Mmmm!
Does this apply to any religious
denomination … and if so … which one?
Applying
Occam’s Razor, it came
to me like a 5000 watt head light out of the dark … the Baptists
… the
water dogs … the Non-Paulites
(1 Corinthians 1: 17;11:1).
Note:
Occam’s Razor is choosing the obvious
answer … that no more assumptions should be made than necessary …aka
the
elephant in the refrigerator.
Gasp!
Wheeze! Surely not!
Then I did the following comparison:
|
The
Hydrocephalic |
The Water
Brained Baptist |
|
Condition: Chronic … almost
incurable |
Condition:
Chronic … usually
not cured “For the
time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine;
but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves
teachers, having itching ears;” (2 Timothy 4:3) |
|
Treatment:
Surgical insertion
of a drainage shunt into the brain |
Treatment:
Spiritual surgery
needed with an insertion of a drainage shunt into the mind to cast
down imaginations and then renew it “Casting
down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself
against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought
to the obedience of Christ;” “And be not
conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of
your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and
perfect, will of God.” |
|
Is
learning affected? Yes |
Is
learning affected? Yes … the inability
to learn, hear and receive instruction |
|
Is it
terminal? Yes, if
left untreated |
Is it
terminal? Yes, if
left untreated (2 Timothy 4:3; Romans 10:2-3) |
|
Symptoms? Neck pain and
stiffness |
Symptoms? Becoming a
pain in the neck (Jeremiah
17:23) |
|
Brain
damage? Can be permanent |
Mind damage? Can be permanent
… unless repented of (James 4:6; 1 Peter 5:6) |
|
Is walking
good? Yes |
Is walking
good? Yes …
walking in the Lord by following Paul and his gospel as he follows
Christ. Be ye followers
of me, even as I also am of Christ. “Now to
him that is of power to stablish you according to my gospel,
and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation of the
mystery, which was kept secret since the world began,” |
|
Hydrocephalic
symptoms? 1. Large
head 2.
Irritable 3. Feeding
difficulty 4.
Sleepiness |
Symptoms of Baptist
hydrocephaly? 1. Large
head = puffed
up in the vanity of mind “Casting
down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against
the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the
obedience of Christ;” (2 Corinthians 10:5) 2.
Irritable to the
knowledge of dispensations (1 Corinthians 1:17) 3.
Difficulty with feeding = can’t
be fed sound doctrine 4.
Sleepiness = a
lifeless, dead congregation. The
Baptist Pastor’s lament: “How can I
stir up my congregation!?” |
Dear
Reader, I could go on … but I think you have the picture?
What
about the baby thing you say … not to mention the enlarged
heads?
Please
… I think I’ve said sufficient for this teaching
(1 Corinthians 3:2;
Hebrews
5:13)
What’s
the phrase? “If it wasn’t so serious, it would be funny.”
Harley
Hitchcock
August
2024
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