NEWS FLASH:
Beginning their journey at “Willing Ignorance” and gathering
speed through the stations of “Tithing”,
“Water Baptism”, “Membership”, “Voting”,
and rocketing past the lush fields of “Backsliding
Heifers”,
The Church of the Insane Train of “We Prefer the King
James Bible” has been derailed at the four-way intersection of “The Inerrant
Originals” Street, “Greek Nuggets” Avenue, “Unbelief” Terrace and “Itching
Ears” Close
It has then jumped the rails and crashed onto “Apostasy”
Road, and smashed into the intersection of “We Believe our Constitution” Drive
and “Shutting My Ears” Broadway.
And finally stopping at “Constipation Corner” a.k.a.
“Superceded Dispensations Parklands” which is adjacent to “Lukewarm Lake” and
the three suburbs of
“Lethargy Downs”, “Arrogant Postcode” and “KeepTurningtheSameHandleExpectingDifferentResults
Heights”
Any questions regarding the above can be directed to
“1800 what-does-the-Greek-say”,
“1800 inpervious-to-correction”
“1800 spin-my-wheels”
All tithes can be sent to the “I.B. Association of Unbelief”
or its subsidiary of “Deaf Ears and Stiff Necks Inc”
This is Dr Asan Angeloflight reporting live from
Harley Hitchcock
www.
AustralianBibleMinistries
.com
Australian Bible Ministries, PO
Box 5058 Mt. Gravatt East 4122 Qld, Australia
www.AustralianBibleMinistries.com
