Now Dear Reader, sound doctrine proponents … indeed King James Bible believers … are … yes … sadly entertained and amused … look let me correct that … if it wasn’t so serious it would be laughable … but it is … in a pitiful way as it were … as the believers in the ‘originals’ proudly strut their artificial intelligence for all to see … as they sneak up (Proverbs 16:18) with pocket knives (Jeremiah 36:20-23,24-27,28-31,32) on the Bible.
What! Yes, the following is how they think …
But just before we do … the word “intelligence” occurs only once in the Bible as follows …
“For the ships of Chittim shall come against him: therefore he shall be grieved, and return, and have indignation against the holy covenant: so shall he do; he shall even return, and have intelligence with them that forsake the holy covenant.” (Daniel 11:30)
We notice that the word “intelligence” does not get a good mention in the Bible … as the word has to do with the intelligence of man … which … as we can see … goes against God’s word.
Secondly, the word “artificial” means ‘fake’, ‘synthetic’, ‘imitation’, ‘mock’ and ‘bogus’.
So we have the fake, indeed mocking, thoughts of man’s intelligence will always be against God’s word … today’s perfect, inerrant, infallible and inspired King James Bible.
Twelve facts about the ‘originals’ believers …
1. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe God inspired a perfect Bible as given to the disciples … Peter, Andrews, James and John and others … but God had no plan to preserve it … … THE BIG ‘FUMBLY-BUMBLY’ GOD THEORY!
2. Applying their artificial intelligence, the believe God having inspired a perfect original Bible, he was unable to stop errors occurring in the King James Bible … THE BIG ‘OOOPS! I’VE SPILT MILK DOWN MY SHIRT’ GOD THEORY!
3. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe God used sinful men to write his inspired perfect “originals”, God could not use sinful men to preserve his words … THE BIG ‘I’M UNABLE TO DIRECT ANYONE’ GOD THEORY!
4. Applying their artificial intelligence, they quote Psalm 12:7 “For ever, O LORD, they word is settled in heaven.”, believing God’s Bible was ONLY made for heaven … to be kept in heaven … and not on earth … THE BIG ‘DOG-IN-THE-MANGER’ GOD THEORY!
Mmmm! Very Roman Catholic don’t you think? You know … they kept the Bible locked up for many centuries so the common man could not get hold of it!
5. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe that God inspired his perfect original Bible on earth … so that it could be taken into heaven … and kept under lock and key there … and never to be seen by anyone here on earth … THE BIG ‘MISERLY’ GOD THEORY! 2
6. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe the perfect Bible is only for those in heaven … and not for man … THE BIG ‘LET THEM EAT CAKE’ GOD THEORY!
7. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe that God does not want man to read God’s perfect words on earth … THE BIG ‘TEASING AND TAUNTING’ GOD THEORY!
8. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe the two verses of Psalm 12:6-7 refer to two different things … with verse 7 being the Jews!
The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. (verse 6) Thou shalt keep them (the Jews), O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever. (verse 7)
… THE BIG ‘GOD IS GOD OF CONFUSION’ GOD THEORY!
9. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe everyone is as weak in the faith as they are … THE BIG ‘WE-LACK-FAITH IN GOD’ GOD THEORY!
10. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe that God meant well … started out strong with his perfect ‘originals’ … but then grew weaker and weaker … and could only give modern man … the ‘near enough is good enough’ bible … THE BIG ‘NEAR ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH’ GOD THEORY!
11. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe that with the perfect ‘originals’ having been lost, no one can challenge their belief … that there is no perfect Bible today … THE BIG ‘MEN LIVE IN ANOTHER GALAXY’ GOD THEORY!
Like acid on metal … wouldn’t it be dreadful for them, that they should be subject to the perfect King James Bible and not be able to twist sound doctrine this way and that way, to suit their pre-determined denominational beliefs.
12. Applying their artificial intelligence, they believe they can hide their lack of faith in the King James Bible … by being militant and strong defenders of the originals … THE BIG ‘GOD-CAN’T-SEE-HOW-STUPID-WE-ARE‘ GOD THEORY!
But surely Dear Reader, God’s perfect Bible is meant for man on earth? Not for angels and beings in heaven? What good is a perfect Bible in heaven going to do for them?
Sinful men produced the perfect originals and sinful men preserved God’s pure words.
“The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.” (Psalm 12:6-7)
Reader we have God’s pure words in our hands
today … The King James Bible. Harley
“THE BIG DUMB GOD THEORY”
aka God Almighty was unable to get us his inerrant, infallible and inspired words in a final written form
only be found in heaven.
“MISSION IMPOSSIBLE …?”
THE NEW KING JAMES VERSION
IS NOT EVEN A VERSION!”