Question:  “IS PAUL A HYPER-DISPENSATIONALIST?”

 Answer:  “NO! HE IS THE NORMAL DISPENSATIONALIST!” 

Dear Reader, it’s just the scripture blind Baptists getting up to their old tricks again, because Paul said … and I quote paraphrasing with licence … “The only water to be found inside a church building should be in the kitchen for drinking, or making a cup of tea or coffee; secondly … in the toilet; and thirdly in flower vases. The problem is that adult water-dunking can make the cross of none effect.” (1 Corinthians 1:17) 

Yes indeedy! It’s the Baptist who gets hyper-distressed about water because we won’t join him diving into his little kiddie play-pool (Matthew 11:16-17). 

Let’s start with this … you’ve seen those Western movies on TV where a prospector discovers some gold and goes to register his claim at the Claims Office … it’s his … he owns it … he discovered it … and he can name it whatever he likes eg Bill Johnson’s Claim and so on.

It’s very much like the Baptists … whatever their designation of Union, Freewill, Independent or King James Bible using but not King James believing … proudly strutting their stuff, thinking they were the FIRST to discover the Bible … and have claimed it for their own … rushed into God’s Office … and plonked down their Baptist “Paul’s a Hyper” sign.

I once went to some Bible studies run by a King James Bible using but not believing, Independent Baptist set up … Mmmm! Independent of God I think … where the Bible teacher, dangling his legs off the front table, and with supercilious arrogance, announced at the beginning of the first session … “Bible doctrine is Baptist doctrine, and Baptist doctrine is Bible doctrine!”

(I really think he should have stuck to his day job of panel beating)

Now in their mind, being ‘the first’ to discover the Bible, they proceed to label and categorize things as they see fit … that is … ignorantly (and willingly) carving up the Bible according to their wonky dispensational traditions.

 For example 

1. The kingdom of heaven and the kingdom of God are one and the same … WHICH THEY ARE NOT!

2. The Lord’s prayer is a Christian prayer … WHICH IT IS NOT!

3. If saints in the old testament tithed, then saints in the new testament should tithe as a minimum … WHICH IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!

4. Rename water baptism and the Lord’s supper as ordinances … WHICH THEY ARE NOT!

5. Follow Peter instead of Paul … that is the gospels have as much weight as Paul … WHICH IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!

6. Believe there is no infallible, inerrant, inspired and perfect English Bible today …  WHICH IS A LIE!

7. Believe that the unseen originals have not been translated accurately … WHICH IS A LIE!

8. The King James Bible is not perfect but the best attempt … WHICH IS A LIE!

9. The unseen “originals” … that no-one has ever seen … were perfect … AN ASSUMPTIVE LIE … WHAT WAS SPAKE WAS PERFECT, NOT WHAT WAS WRRITEN DOWN!

10. The King James Bible is not perfect so they can change things as to fit their tradition … WHICH IS A LIE!

11. Believe “the Greek” is superior to the English … WHICH IT IS NOT!

12. But Dear Reader, here’s the ‘real crime against humanity’ … anyone who doesn’t believe in post salvation water baptism … is labelled a Bullingerite!

 So how do they treat Paul? 

The fact of the matter is this … out of their tradition, the Baptists simply ignored what Paul the Apostle said about water (1 Corinthians 1:17).

 Was Paul a Baptist? 

Of course not … he is for cheerful giving (no tithing mentioned), and clearly stating that the Lord’s supper and water baptism are not Christian church ordinances!

When the Lord showed Paul the folly of water baptism that it would make the cross of none effect (1 Corinthians 1:17) … HE STOPPED IT! But not the Great Baptismo’s!

So kicking Paul over the their castle walls, they rushed out of the castle gate, semi-revived him, and are now keeping him in the dungeon … to be dragged out now and then for public display … when it suits to quote him … as follows …

“Oh yes, we love Paul” says the good godly Baptist … with a false grimace … akin to having a prisoner forced to sign a confession with a smile … “after all he wrote 14 New Testament books … thirteen to Christians and Christian churches!”

However like all deceitful sophists … Roman Catholics, SDA’s, Mormons and JW’s and so on … the Baptists take the cake … committing the same Bible Switcheroo of “This really means that and that really means this! Furthermore, the Greek says this; our tradition says this; and this Bible Commentator says that and therefore we can pick and choose this doctrine or that one … IF IT AGREES WITH OUR CHURCH CONSTITUTION!”

I do hope Dear Reader you are getting the picture.

Above all, the Baptist mantra goes like this “We discovered the Bible first!”

They didn’t! They simply snuck up on Paul … whacked him on the head … and took over! The original TAKE OVER MERCHANTS!

And of course, the masters of all this, are the Seventh Day Adventists … riding in on the coat-tails of Christians … the Baptists are just like them.

“Oh! You’re a Christian?” says the Baptist “Have you been WATER BAPTISED? And are you a partakers of the two ordinances? Are you a church member? Do you tithe? Have you heard about the originals? The Greek?”

And all this pretending that the Baptist church is mentioned in the New Testament … WHICH IT ISN’T … AND NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!

Anyhow, the point of the story is this … the Baptists … calling themselves Dispensationalists …  took over the Bible and called Paul an hyper-dispensationalist … an ultra-dispensationalist …  casting aspersions on him with “Oooh! He doesn’t water baptise or tithe!” 

Harley Hitchcock
August 2024

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