
“I
NEVER KNEW YOU: DEPART
FROM ME,
YE THAT WORK INIQUITY.”

“DIMWIT CORNER WITH PADDLE POP STICK KIDDIES”

“VATICAN-US
AND SINAI-TICUS”

“WHAT ARE THE TRADITIONS
THAT
TRANSGRESS
THE WORD OF
GOD?”

THE NEW LIVING
TRANSLATION (NLT)

“THE ‘CHRISTIAN’ PHILOSOPHER’S CREED”

“FURTHER PROOF THAT THE NEW LIVING TRANSLATION IS CALLED
THE OLD DEAD TRANSLATION”

“WHICH VERSION DO YOU PREFER?”

“THE DECLINE
IN SCHOLASTIC ABILITY
AND SKILLS”

“ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW LIVING TRANSLATION CHALLENGE?”
THE NEW LIVING
TRANSLATION

“IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW,
WHY WOULD YOU
NOT BE BURNING IN HELL?”

“A FUNNY THING ABOUT THE GREATCOMMISSION”


“THE
DAY OF
VISITATION”

“GOD FORBID WE SHOULD HAVE MORE BUFFOONERY”

Q: “DID
JESUS TELL CHRISTIANS
TO BE WATER BAPTISED?”
A:
“NO” HE WAS TALKING TO
HIS DISCIPLES”

“THOSE NASTY SCRIPTURES ARE MALE!”

Q: “THE CALVINIST’S TWO FAVOURITE WORDS?”
A:
“DEPRAVITY” AND “GRACE”

“THE CALVINIST CONUNDRUM”

“WHY CALVINISTS ARE TOTALLY DEPRAVED”

“CALVINISM’S TRANSLATION ALCHEMY”

“WHY
CHRISTADELPHIANS
WON’T BE GOING TO HEAVEN”

“A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
CALVINISM AND SATAN”

“SATAN’S 1st HISTORY LECTURE TO
THE
SUBJECTIVE CALVINIST”

Q: “WHAT IS THE CALVINIST CATASTROPHE?
”

“WHAT
ABOUT THE
“THEE’s” AND “THOU’s?”

“THE INCURABLE CALVINIST CANCER”

Q: “WHY PEOPLE DON’T JUMP
OUT OF 40 STORY BUILDINGS?”

“DID
JESUS TELL CHRISTIANS
TO BE WATER BAPTISED?”

“CURSED
IS EVERY
ONE HUNG ON A TREE”

“MANY
CALLED
FEW ARE CHOSEN”

“WHICH
BIBLE SHOULD I
BUY?”

“CAN TOTAL DEPRAVITY BE REFORMED?”

Q: “IS THE ESV A DOUBLE MINDED VERSION?”

“A CLOUD
WITHOUT WATER …
ROME’S ESV”

“PEEK A BOO! GUESS WHO’S BEHIND
THE ESV?”

“THE SYROPHENICIAN CANAANITE WOMAN”

“WHEN THEY SHALL SAY ‘PEACE AND SAFETY’
OR IS IT JUST ‘PEACE AND SECURITY’?”

“THE FEEDING OF THE 4,000 &
THE FEEDING OF THE FIVE
THOUSAND”
QUESTION: “ARE THERE
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
1. THE GOSPEL AND DOCTRINE
OF JESUS 2.
THE GOSPEL AND DOCTRINE OF CHRIST 3. THE GOSPEL OF PAUL AND THE
DOCTRINE OF
PAUL 4. THE KINGDOMS OF HEAVEN AND GOD 5.
THE ENLIGHTENED AND THE ILLUMINATED
6. THE MESSIANICS AND THE
MOSAICS?”

“HOW CAN I
INCREASE MY FAITH?”

“DEAR SDA, IS REMISSION THE SAME AS
REDEMPTION?”

“BIG PAPA’S FIRST WORD TO THE WORLD”

Q: “HAS RAY BEEN A COMFORT?”
A: “HARDLY”

THE OLD SCOTTISH SAYING …
“DREE THEIR
ANE WEIRD”
aka “endure their own word”

“ARE YOU AN
ATHEIST?”

“BIBLE ANSWERS TO THE MOST FIVE ASKED QUESTIONS BY
CHRISTIANS”

“ROME … THE WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING”

“WERE THE 1611 TRANSLATORS
NUMBSKULLS AND CLUELESS DILLS?”


DIMWIT CORNER WITH SILLY BILLY
“HEY MUM! I’VE FOUND A MISTAKE
IN THE KING JAMES
BIBLE!
CAN I HAVE AN ICE CREAM?”

“TONGUES AND
THE CHRISTIAN? …
OIL AND WATER!”

“ADDING MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS”
Part 7 of 8

“FURTHER ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS”
Part 6 of 8

“STILL
MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE
THE FOGASS”
Part
4 of 8

“FOGS AND DONKEYS”

Question:
“IS IT HELL, HADES, TARTARUS, SHEOL, GEHENNA?”

“WHY ARE CHURCHES STRUGGLING
AND ON LIFE-SUPPORT?”

“ACCORDING TO THE CAMBRIDGE BIBLE, THE KING JAMES TRANSLATORS
MADE AN ERROR … WITH THE WORD ‘AND’ BEING LEFT OUT IN EXODUS 23:23
… IS THIS
CORRECT?”

“THE NIV AND NASB PROVE
THAT JESUS CHRIST IS NOT GOD”

“THIRTEEN
REASONS NOT TO
USE
THE GOOD NEWS TRANSLATION (GNT)
… AKA the GOOD
NEWS
BIBLE or TODAY’S ENGLISH VERSION”

“A CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
MR PLUMB BOB AND MR BRICK WALL”
(How God’s
laws can never save us)

“WHAT IS CUMULATIVE
NUMERIC
SYLLABIFICATION (CNS)?”

“THE SAGA
OF BEN TRYIN’ ” Part 2
“WHO ARE
THE NAZARENES?”

THE ARAB’S COMPLAINT …
“OUR CUP IS ONLY 99.808%
FULL!”
How much land do the Arabs have
compared to Israel?

“ARCHAIC
WORDS?
NO! JUST ENGLISH
WORDS WITH DEEPER,
RICHER MEANINGS”

Q: “WHAT SHOE SIZE
DID
ABRAHAM WEAR …
SIX’S OR TEN’S?”
A: “SIX’S”
“Furthermore,
there were
no size
ten’s available”
“WHAT!?” …

“SPEAKA’ DA’ ENGRISH?”
OT vs NT
salvation

“WHAT DOES THE WORD
“JUSTIFICATION” MEAN?

“WHAT IS INTELLECTUAL ARROGANCE
(I.A.)?”

Question: “WHEN
DID PAUL GO TO
THE
3rd HEAVEN?”

“BOARDS
FOR STREET PREACHING”

Question:
“IS PAUL A HYPER-
DISPENSATIONALIST?”
Answer:
“NO! HE IS THE NORMAL
DISPENSATIONALIST!”

“WHO
ARE THE RELIGIOUS HYDROCEPHALICS?”

“ARE THE SO
CALLED ‘BEST’ MANUSCRIPTS
ANY BETTER?”
Answer: “No
… they’re worse! Yum! Yum!
Kool-Aid”

“THE
BELIEFS OF ETHELBERT WILLIAM BULLINGER (1837 -
1913)”

“WHAT DOES CHRIST SAY TO CHRISTIANS?”
The Lord
Jesus Christ says the following to Christians …

“WHAT IS THE
CATCHPHRASE FOR
CLUELESS CHRISTIANS?”
“The
originals …”

“THE ORDER
OF SALVATION”
aka the Ordo
Salutis Part 1 of 2

“IS THERE
SUCH A THING CALLED
THE ORDO SALUTIS?” Part 2 of 2
aka The Steps
to Salvation

“DO BIBLE NUMBERS HAVE
A
PARTICULAR MEANING?”

“THE CHURCH OF THE TWELVE APOSTLES”

PEOPLE HATE THE BIBLE
It’s a negative book that
could be called ‘The Book of Human Collapse’

“AS YE SEE
THE DAY APPROACHING”
 

“DULL
OF HEARING …
VANITY OF MIND …
BLINDNESS OF
HEART”

“I’SE JUST GOT’TSA KNOW!”

“IS WATER BAPTISM THE ANSWER OF A
GOOD CONSCIENCE?”
(1 Peter
3:18-21,22)

“THE
BIBLE SLIPPERY SLIDE”
Q:
If God is not the author of confusion … who is?
(1 Corinthians 14:33)
“THE CALVINIST’S ERROR …
THE TOTALLY DEPRAVED
MAN”
(aka
The Doctrines of Grace-ists)

“THE
MUSLIM
DILEMMA:
(also
JW’s, Mormons etc)
QUESTION:
“Using the scripture of John 1:18, “that no man hath seen God at any
time”,
Muslims say that Jesus can not be God … are they right?!”

“ARE THERE
TWO GODS, TWO SAVIOURS
AND TWO LORDS?”
Comparing
spiritual with spiritual (1 Corinthians 2:13), let us reason together
(Isaiah
1:18)

IS IT
EASTER or PASSOVER? Acts
12:3-4

#9 “THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
The Lost Lottery ticket

“SO WHAT’S
WRONG WITH CHURCH VOTING?”


“HOW COULD THE KING JAMES BIBLE
BE TRANSLATED
FROM A DOCUMENT
THAT HAD NOT YET BEEN
PUBLISHED?”

“OUR CHURCH TRADITION STATES …er … I mean THE BEST TRANSLATION is ….”

“THE
COMMON SENSE TRUTH ABOUT CALVINISM”

“NINETEEN
QUESTIONS FOR THOSE WHO DENY PAUL WROTE
HEBREWS”
QUESTION:
“WHERE
WILL
THE MARK BE PLACED?”

“LOOKING
FOR THE SOON COMING ANTICHRIST?”

“FALSE GREEK MINERS FINDING
FALSE GREEK NUGGETS”
“OCTOBER
7th … A DRESS REHEARSAL … WHAT!!!?”
So we are
all watching our TV’s as a written
statement from Hamas is read out, which says
“October 7 is just a dress rehearsal.”

“WHAT
IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
A KING JAMES BIBLE USER
AND
A
KING JAMES BIBLE BELIEVER?”

“A
BOXING MATCH”
aka
“How good do I have to be to get to heaven?”

“HOW FAR IS ALEXANDRIA FROM ANTIOCH?”
1,352
km
a.k.a.
“How far is the NKJV from THE KJB
”

“THE UNITY SCHOOL OF CHRISTIANITY”
“QUICK ONE LINERS”
“ 19 Reasons Why Paul Wrote Hebrews ”
Who would stand to gain with a
denial of Paul’s authorship of the
Hebrews epistle?

“ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE
AND THE ORIGINALS”

“ARE THERE ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES?”
The multiverse is a term that
some scientists use to
describe the idea that beyond the observable universe … other
universes
may exist.

****************


“WHICH BAPTISM DO YOU HAVE?
”
Now as the
Bible says “One
Lord, one faith, one baptism” (Ephesians 4:5) … and there
are eight
baptisms … which one do you have?

Evolution Lottery #3
“FOR
THOSE WHO LIKE A BET …”

#11 “THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
“THE
GOD OF THE TWO STEPS”
Dear
Reader, ever had the thought
that God deliberately destroyed the ‘originals’?
Was
God caught on the hop with the
destruction of the ‘originals’?
Nay!
He planned it that way.

#6
“THE ‘ORIGINALS
’ ”
Q: What do
the Baptists have in common with the
Mormons?
A: “The
Bible is the word of God as far as it is
translated correctly.”
(The 8th
tenet of the Mormon Church)
“Shock!
Horror! Wheeze! Gasp!” you may be saying.
But hang
on Dear Reader, but that’s true isn’t it!

“JESUS CHRIST - A
MANAPPROVED OF GOD
” (Acts 2:22)
Miracle #40 – “THE
WITHERED FIG TREE AT BETHANY”
Matthew
21:17-20; Mark 11:11-14,15-18,19-21
Shock!
Horror! Gasp! Wheeze! There is a contradiction in the King James Bible!
Sorry
Folks! False alarm!
There
are not two accounts … just one account … and they both
agree with each other … when you
line
them up correctly as follows …

“JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #38 – “MALCUS’ EAR CUT OFF”
Matt
26:51; Mark 14:47; Luke 22:50-51;
John 18:10
These
four gospel accounts tell the same
story … with John adding the two names.
“JESUS
CHRIST - A
MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#31 –
“BOWED WOMAN WITH AN INFIRMITY ”Luke 13:10-13,14-17
THE TEXT with
commentary:

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#30 – “MAN WITH A DUMB DEVIL”
Luke
11:14-17,18-21,22-25,26
Similar,
but a different miracle to #19 “DUMB
MAN WITH A DEVIL”
(Matthew
9:32-34)
Why
does Luke give a fuller description than Matthew?

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#25 – “4,000 FED – 7 LOAVES & A FEW LITTLE FISHES”

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#20 – “FEEDING THE 5,000 … 5 LOAVES AND 2 FISHES”
Matt
14:13-16,17-20,21;
Mark 6:33-36,37-40,41-44;
Luke 9:11-14,15-17; John 6:2-5,6-9,10-13
Now
Dear Reader, you will have noticed
there was a stack of food left … because Christ was not a
Calvinist! If
he had been, there would have been only enough food for the 5,000 …
with none
left over!

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#15 – “TWO MEN DEVILS AT GERGESENES & SWINE HERD”
Matt
8:28-31,32-34
This
Gergesenes miracle takes place hot on the
heels of the Gadarenes man (Mark 5:1-4,5-8,9-12,13-16,17-19) and is a double reminder
that
in the mouth of two witnesses every word shall be established
(2 Corinthians 13:1; Matthew 18:16).

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#14 – “MAN WITH A LEGION OF DEVILS AT GADARENES”
Mark
5:1-4,5-8,9-12,13-16,17-19; Luke 8:26-29,30-33,34-37,38-39
Dear
Reader, this miracle raises a series of
points:

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HOLY
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QUESTION:
“WHAT IS THE CHRISTIAN’S DOWNHILL SLIPPERY SLIDE?”
ANSWER:
“SIMPLES … MURMURING
& THANKLESSNESS”


All PDF BULLSEYE!

“SATAN TALKS TO HIS DEVILS
ABOUT CALVINISM”

I DON’T
UNDERSTAND
WHAT GOD IS DOING

“THE ENGLISH
STANDARD VERSION (ESV) DEGRADES JESUS CHRIST, THE GODHEAD AND PROMOTES
RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE”

“WHAT
IS THE MEANING
OF THE WORD
"SITH”
IN THE BIBLE?”


“CARSON, WALLACE AND WHITE …
THE GOAL SHIFTING
‘EXPERTS’”

“THIRTEEN REASONS NOT TO
USE
THE LIVING BIBLE (TLB)”

“WHICH
VERSION HAS MADE 60,000 CHANGES TO THE KING
JAMES?”

“O LOVE
THAT WILL NOT LET ME GO”
George Matheson
1842 – 1906

“THE SAGA
OF BEN TRYIN’ ”

Question: “DO CALVINISTS
UNDERSTAND THAT DIFFERENT WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS”?”

“WHAT
AUGUSTINE BELIEVED
(354-430 AD)”
aka the first Calvinist

Question: “What
does
God require from us
so that we can enter heaven?”
Answer:
“Perfect
works, sinless and total obedience since the day we were born.”

“THE INFINITE TYPING MONKEY FACT”

“SIMPLE DEFINITIONS AND REMEMBERING TECHNIQUES
FOR THE SECTS OF THE EARLY
CENTURIES”

“DID YOU KNOW THAT
A TRUE BAPTIST
IS A DRY
BAPTIST?”

“WHICH
BIBLE SUITS GOD?”

“MORE ONE LINERS TO REFUTE
THE FOGASS”

“THIRTEEN REASONS NOT TO USE
THE ENGLISH STANDARD VERSION
(ESV)”

Q: “SHOULDN’T THE TWO DIFFERENT ENGLISH
WORDS
HAVE TWO DIFFERENT GREEK ROOTS?”
A: NOT NECESSARILY
In
the following case, passover and Easter have the same Greek root.

THE MATHEMATICAL PERFECTION OF THE KING JAMES
BIBLE

“THE
EASY WORDS OF
THE LISTLESS SILLY VERSION (LSV)”
Luciferian,
Lethargic, Loopy, Loser, Lost (L)
Self-Satisfied,
Senseless, Shortsighted,
Simpleminded, Sluggish, Stupified,
Stolid,
Screwy, Sappy (S) Version
(V)

GIVEN
VALUABLE INFORMATION

“THE ETERNITY QUIZ”
Who
doesn’t love a Quiz?
Below are eight simple questions

“THE
QUICK BIBLE RREADY RECKONER”
“LEGACY
STANDARD VERSION (LSV)”
aka
LIMP-WRISTED SATANIC VERSION

Statement:
“THERE IS NO GOD!”
Answer:
You mean “YOU HOPE THERE IS
NO GOD!”

“HOW GOOD WERE THOSE 1611 TRANSLATORS?”
Question: “DO PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS?”
“WHAT DOES
‘RECEIVE MY SPIRIT’ MEAN?”

“THOSE WHOM THOU HAST GIVEN ME
”
Great Calvinistic
consternation …
that is … dismay and head shaking unbelief … mixed with chest
puffing pride
… abounds toward anyone who does not agree with God pre-selecting
people for
salvation.

Fasting is
mentioned often in the Bible for various reasons such being in various
troubles;
praying for the lost; wanting encouragement; seeking direction or
‘simply?’
waiting on the Lord.

“WHAT ARE THE EXTRA 30 AND 45 DAYS
ALL ABOUT?”

IS THE LORD’S SUPPER AN
ORDINANCE?

ARE THE
OLDER MANUSCRIPTS
MORE
RELIABLE?

“DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE
ATHLETE
WHOSE DIET WAS CAKES AND PIES?
”
aka “How to Weaken a Christian”
(an article about Westcott & Hort and the NKJV)

“DID JESUS ALWAYS HAVE LONG
HAIR?”

“THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT
CHARLES DARWIN FINALLY REVEALED!
”
Charles
Darwin (1809 -1882)
called his book "The Origin of Species", published
in 1859,
"my accursed book" as he thought of himself
as the
devil's spokesman.

“JUDAS
ISCARIOT’S FATHER
IS CALLED SIMON …
BUT WHICH ONE?
”

“THE CALVINIST ACCOUNT OF
FREEING WILLY”
When
critics level this attack on
those who believe the authority of the King James Bible with its
infallibility,
inerrancy and inspiration, what they really mean is that … we have
stopped
listening to their authority!

#4 “THE THREE ‘ORIGINALS’
THEORIES”

Q: “WHO
ARE THE TWO WITNESSES
OF
REVELATION CHAPTER
11”

“I’M OFF TO VALHALLA WHEN I DIE …
I’M A
VIKING!
”

“BLACK HOLES …
WHAT ARE THEY ALL ABOUT?”

What are the kingdoms
of heaven and God?

“JESUS CHRIST - A
MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#36 – “TWO BLIND MEN REBUKED
AT JERICHO”

“JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #34 – “TEN
LEPERS”
Luke 17:11-14,15-18,19

“JESUS CHRIST - A
MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#33 – “MAN
WITH DROPSY ON SABBATH”Luke 14:2-5,6

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
”
(Acts
2:22) Miracle #29 – “MAN BORN BLIND FROM BIRTH”
John
9:1-41
the
long game, clay, outward appearances, a riddle

“HOW TO MAKE A WOKE BIBLE VERSION
FOR WOKE FOLK”

“JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #28 – “MONEY IN FISH’S MOUTH FOR TRIBUTE”
Matthew
17:24-27
Taxes, another citizenship, fishing for money

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#27 –“LUNATIC
DUMB SON FALLS INTO
FIRE AND WATER”
“DISPROVING
EVOLUTION
IS AS EASY AS 1+1=2”

“THE
MEANING OF EARTHQUAKES”

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#23 – “DOGS AND CRUMBS”
The
Syrophoenician
woman has a daughter with a devil
Matthew
15:22-25,26-28; Mark 7:25-28,29-30
Among
many others, this miracle raises four
points as follows:
1.
Calvinism
2.
Jealousy
3.
Racism
4.
Gordian Knots

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF
GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#12 – “Man
with devil, blind and dumb”

“JESUS CHRIST - A
MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #37 –
“BLIND BARTIMAEUS”
Mark
10:46-49,50-52
“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#11 – “THE WIDOW’S
DEAD SON AT NAIN”
Luke
7:11-14,15-17
CHRIST
(GOD) VISITS HIS PEOPLE … WITH POWER
OVER DEATH

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#6 – CHRIST HEALS THE LEPER

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #4 – Peter’s
mother in law (Matt
8:14-15 Mark 1:29-31
Luke 4:38-39)

“WHAT
IS MYSTICSM?”

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#16 – “THE WOMAN
WITH THE ISSUE OF
BLOOD”

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#24 – “A DEAF MAN’S TONGUE LOOSENED”

“A
PERPETUAL HATRED”
(Ezekiel
35:5; Genesis 27:41)
The
deceiver shall be deceived

“DEAR
READER, DO HAVE CATHOLIC GUILT?”
“Catholic
Guilt is knowing right from wrong,
and having that self-conscious emotion involving guilty feelings,
resulting
from a failure to do something that should have been done.
As always
the King James Bible has the answer … this
is simply the condition of having an
unpurged conscience.

“A CAMEL
THROUGH A NEEDLE’S EYE
”

“THE
ATHANASIAN CREED”
A
comprehensive
and forensic explanation that Jesus Christ,
indeed
the Holy Ghost, are God

“A
LOVE STORY”

“SYNERGY”
Although it’s been around for a while,
there is a buzz word called “synergy”.
The definition of synergy is as
follows “Synergy is the combined value and performance of two entities to
produce an end result that couldn’t be achieved individually.”


“THE
ORIGINAL AUTOGRAPHS”
Dear Reader, it is with a giant yawn, that I write the
following …

“DOUBTING THOMAS”
aka
“DID JESUS ALWAYS HAVE LONG
HAIR?”

Dear Reader, when you talk to a Jehovah’s Witness,
you will notice that if you start to talk about redemption, they get
quite defensive about it … and replace it, with the word “ransom”.
"Someone else pays
your debts”
THE BOOK
OF PHILEMON



BULLSEYE!
ACCURATE BIBLE KNOWLEDGE!
QUESTION: “WELL
… WHAT’S SO WRONG WITH DOING CHRISTMAS?”

“WHICH BIBLE SUITS GOD?”
JUSTIFICATION EXPLAINED
PART 1 of 2
JUSTIFICATION EXPLAINED
PART 2 of 2
“WHAT
DOES IT MEAN

“WHAT IS
REDEMPTION MONEY?”
Q: “ARE CHRISTIANS PRIESTS AND KINGS?”
A: “DEFINITELY NOT”
THE STORY OF THE BUFFET CART

“MORE
CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QU’RAN”

THE LATEST
5TH COLUMN IN CHRISTIAN
CHURCHES …
“THE
DOCTRINES OF GRACE aka GRACIE”

“GOD
TALKS TO GOD”
“Rightly
Divide the Bible”
QUESTION: “ARE THERE ANY CHRISTIANS
IN THE BOOK OF MATTHEW?”

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#10 – “THE CENTURION’S SERVANT”
Matthew
8:5-8,9-12,13; Luke 7:1-4,5-8,9-10

“I’M A CHRISTIAN AND I HAVE AN INFERIORITY
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“ARE YOU A
SHIBBOLETH ‘CHRISTIAN’?”

“WOLVES
DRESSED AS SHEEP …
WESTCOTT AND
HORT”

“THE ENGLISH STANDARD PERVERSION (ESV)”

“VATICAN-US
AND SINAI-TICUS”
Part 2

“WHAT ABOUT THE ITALICS?”

“ALL ON THE
ALTAR I LAY?”

“THE FIVE
SECOND TEST
TO CHOOSE THE
RIGHT BIBLE”

Q: “WHAT IS AN
‘AI’ CHRISTIAN?”

Q: “WHAT IS
THEISTIC EVOLUTION?”
A: “THE
UNGODLY LIE THAT GOD COMBINED EVOLUTION WITH CREATION”

“THE CHRISTIAN STANDARD BIBLE (CSB)”
Holman Bible Publishers 2017

“REVIVAL CENTRES CHURCH”


“THE DISGRACE OF HYPERGRACE”

“WHY IS JESUS CALLED THE WORD?”

“THERE
ARE TWO WAYS TO GET TO HEAVEN”


“MATTHEW OR MARK
…
WHICH WAS WRITTEN FIRST?”

“THE FORKED-TONGUED CALVINIST GOD”
Dear Reader, it’s a great relief to a Christian to
know he has a reasonable God.

“IMAGINE WRITING
A BOOK ONLY TO HAVE IT COPIED, WORDS CHANGED
AND SOLD UNDER OTHER NAMES?”

“THE CALVINISM KRYPTONITE”

“THE OBSESSIVE SELF CENTERED CALVINIST”

“CALVINISM GRACE? …
WHAT A DISGRACE!”

“ACCORDING TO THE POPE
AND HIS OFFSPRING, JOHN CALVIN...

“WHAT NOW?”

“HEAVEN AND HELL …
WHAT PEOPLE BELIEVE”

“EINSTEIN’S
LEGACY”
“Nobody
can know
anything because it’s all relative”

Q: “AS
CHRISTIANS
FOLLOW PAUL …
SHOULD
THEY COPY HIS
HEAD-SHAVING VOWS?”
A: “YES
AND NO”

“WILL
THERE BE TWO RAPTURES OR
A RAPTURE
AND A TAKING?”

“IS THE
GREEK LANGUAGE INFERIOR TO ENGLISH?”

“WAS CHRIST NAILED TO THE CROSS
OR SIMPLY BOUND?”

“SHOULD THE LAST
12 VERSES
OF MARK 16:9-12,13-16,17-20
BE OMITTED FROM THE BIBLE?”

“SIR WE WOULD SEE JESUS”

“HOW JESUS PRAYS TO HIS
FATHER”
aka “The raising of Lazarus”

“DOES
TOTAL DEPRAVITY
PASS
THE PUB TEST?”


“HOW CAN BELIEVING THE DOCTRINE
OF CHRIST SEND
YOU TO HELL?”

Q: “HOW CAN
BELIEVING THE DOCTRINE
OF CHRIST SEND YOU TO HELL?”

Q: “WHAT
IS AN
ANTIOCH CHRISTIAN WITH ALEXANDRIAN MENTALITY?
”

WHAT
BIBLE DOES GOD CHOOSE?
aka
“Is
there anything too hard for the Lord?”

“THE FACTS THAT REFUTE
THE LIE OF
KING JAMES BIBLE
REVISIONS”

“WHEN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND”aka “
Judge nothing before time”

“AI
AND THE BIBLE”

“WOKE THEOLOGY”
aka “The Big Lazy”
“WESTCOTT & HORT … THE KINGS OF
PRIDE”
aka THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL
FAR FROM
THE TREE
Q: “I DIDN’T
KNOW THE STARS COULD SPEAK ACTUAL WORDS?”
A: “THEY
DON’T …
BUT BULLINGER SAYS THEY DO!”

Q:
“DO CHRISTIANS NEED ANGELS
AS
GUARDIANS AND PROTECTORS?”

“HOW CAN THE KING JAMES BIBLE
BE RIGHT EVERY TIME?”

“P.S. … MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS”
Part 8 of 8

“THE CHRISTIAN’S RUBICON”
aka “passing a point of no return”

“WHAT IS A COULTER?”

“THE CHRISTIAN MAN’S 5G
KRYPTONITE”
“EVEN MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS”
Part 5 of 8

“WERE THE 1611 KING JAMES TRANSLATORS
INCOMPETENT, DIM-WITTED DILLS?”
aka “Their supposed 1611 failure to
correctly translate Jesus as Joshua
in Hebrews 4:8”

“WHAT IS THE CREED OF
THE MODERN DAY VERSION”

“QUICK ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS”

Q:
“WHAT MAKES CHRISTIANS
AS NERVOUS AS
A CAT IN A
ROOM
FULL OF ROCKING CHAIRS?”

“BEAN-GOTTEN
OUT OF THE GODHEAD”

Q: “DEAR
SDA, CAN THE LAW BE SEPARATED FROM THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?”
Question:
“IS LAZARUS, AND THE RICH MAN
IN HELL, A PARABLE?”

“ARE THERE
TWO CREATIONS OR THREE?”

The
infallible English of
the
King James Bible
corrects
the errors and
omissions of the Greek
Textus
Receptus

Q:
“WHY DID EMPEROR CONSTANTINE MAKE SUNDAY THE REST DAY?”

“ARE
MUSLIMS CORRECT THAT
‘ABRAHAM IS OUR FATHER AS
WELL?’ ”

“WHAT
GOD DOES THAT THE WORLD
SHALL KNOW …
GOD, THE
‘I AM’, IS THE LORD!”

Q: “DID YOU
KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT ON THE CROSS
…
AND WAS
NOT
A LAMB BUT A GOAT?”
A: “THE
NEWBIE
KING JAMES VERSION
SAYS HE IS!”

STAYIN’
ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE,

“HAVE PEOPLE GONE TO HELL MISUNDERSTANDING THE 4TH
VERSE OF
THE ROMANS
ROAD … THE “TEN-NINE”
VERSE?”

“HOW
PAINSTAKINGLY CAREFUL WERE JEWISH COPYISTS?”

Question: “DOES IT MATTER IF ‘THE
ORIGINALS’ WERE
TRANSLATED CORRECTLY OR NOT?”
Answer: “NOT!”




“WHAT DID
JESUS LOOK LIKE?”

“A CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE BIBLE AND THE NEW(BIE)
KING JAMES”
The Bible: “Hello Newbie”

“A GOD
ROBBING DOCTRINE …
THE MODERN
MEANING OF THE WORD ‘REPENT’”

“ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN-ATHEIST?”

“HOW DO YOU
REMEMBER BIBLE VERSES”

“WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE BORN AGAIN?”

THE
UNIVERSE DIDN’T
CREATE ITSELF
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be
created or destroyed.

“WHO
IS HE
THAT ‘NOW LETTETH’?”
ANSWER:
“THE INDWELLING HOLY GHOST”

“HOW
A CHRISTIAN CAN BECOME A CALVINIST, A WATER
DUNKER, A USER OF THE
GREEK, A GAP
THEORIST, A ‘TONGUES’ SPEAKER, A TITHING
BAPTIST
AND A
DISPENSATIONAL IGNORAMOUS”


“NO REGENERATION IN THE OLD
TESTAMENT … SIMPLY FREEWILL!”
“CAN
I STUDY THE BOOK OF ROMANS
IN A VACUUM BY
ITSELF?”

“THE
SPIRITUAL SIGNIFICANCE OF LUNAR ECLIPSES”

“NO REGENERATION
IN THE OLD
TESTAMENT…
SIMPLY FREEWILL!”

“IS THERE
ANY THING TOO HARD
FOR THE LORD?”
(Jeremiah
32:17)
Well …
apparently there is!

“WHERE
WILL
THE MARK
BE PLACED?”

QUESTION: “CAN
YOU SHOW THE LOVE
OF CHRIST TO OTHERS?”


“THE SEVEN JUDGMENTS
IN
THE BIBLE”
“VOODO
AND TODAY’S PENTECOSTALISM
AND ITS RISE IN AFRICA”

“ISN’T THE HOLY SPIRIT A
PERSON
NOT AN ‘IT’?
“…
but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us …” (Romans
8:26)
 “Does
God’s creation reflect
the nature of himself?”

“I HAVE FOUND A CONTRADICTION
IN THE BIBLE!
”

“THE
FUTURE HISTORY OF THE WORLD”

“PRAY
FOR THE PEACE OF JERUSALEM”
“Pray FOR the peace of Jerusalem …”
(Psalm
122:6)

“WAS
ERASMUS A ROMAN CATHOLIC?”
Dear
Reader you judge for yourself!

“YOU HAVE TWO ENEMIES
… GOD’S LAWS AND YOUR FLESH!”
“Dear God,
help me! I do things that
I don’t
want to do.

“CHRISTIANS ARE TO FOLLOW PAUL”
…
but if Christians follow Paul, how can they follow Christ?

“THE SHIELD OF FAITH”

“JESUS CHRIST MADE PERFECT THROUGH SUFFERINGS”

“WORRY, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY”

“GEORGE
MUELLER”


#10 “THE ‘ORIGINALS’
”
“First time good …
second time even better”
The answer to this ‘originals’ debate
is very simple and can be summed
up conservatively as follows ...
“What God
does the first time
is very good …
but what he does the second
time is even better”
This is the very nature of God
As God invented linear time, God
has always been the God of linear time.
ARE WATER BAPTISM AND
THE LORD’S SUPPER ORDINANCES?

“THE
TURKEY TREE TAX
”
Dear
Reader, have you heard about “T. T. T. T.”?
A
little history …
The
Bible is nothing but a history book … full of facts and figures … a
future
history book … it’s called prophecy.
QUESTIONS
AND ANSWERS
QUESTION: “ARE THERE
ANY CHRISTIANS IN THE BOOK OF MATTHEW?”
ANSWER: “OF COURSE NOT”

“WHICH CHURCH SHOULD I ATTEND?”

“THE 41 PARABLES OF JESUS CHRIST”
28
general parables and 13 kingdom
of heaven
parables
Parable
#18 -
“The Vineyard Labourers”
Matthew
21:33-36,37-40,41-44,45;
Mark 12:1-4,5-8,9-12;
Luke 20:9-12,13-16,17-19
The
10th of the 13 kingdom of heaven
parables

STUDY
THE BIBLE 12
“1st
& 2nd PETER”
“SUFFERING
AND HOPE FOR
PERSECUTED BELIEVERS”

“DEAR READER … ARE YOU A
DONKEY?”
If
not you should be!
“RUSSIA INVADES
UKRAINE”
QUESTION:
“WHAT DOES
THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF
THE UKRAINE MEAN?”
ANSWER:
“IT’S GOD’S
WARNING THAT RUSSIA WILL SOON BE INVADING ISRAEL”

#12 “THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
“Those weak in faith”
Dear Reader, the answers to all
questions about
this life are contained in The Book of Life
called
The
King James Bible.
Question: Why do
people still go on about
‘the originals’ this and
‘the originals’ that?

#8 “THE
‘ORIGINALS’ ”
Winner
winner … Chicken dinner!

“JESUS CHRIST - A
MAN APPROVED OF GOD
” (Acts 2:22)
Miracle
#39 – “153
FISH CAUGHT – the 2nd catch of fish”
John
21:1-4,5-8,9-12,13-14
“JESUS
CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD ” (Acts 2:22)
Miracle #35 – “BLIND
MAN AT JERICHO”
Luke 18:35-38,39-42,43
A Calvin free zone

“JESUS CHRIST - A
MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#32 –
“RESURRECTION OF LAZARUS’” John 11:1-45
Dear
Reader, there are many wonderful lessons from
this miracle, and the following are only a few:

“THE GREAT
TRIBULATION”
or “GREAT TRIBULATION”?

#5
“THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
UNBELIEF
#1“WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF WINNING
THE LOTTERY?”
For the absolute jackpot of
the Euromillions lottery 140 million
#2“HOW MANY GRAINS OFSAND
ON
THE EARTH? ”

“JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#21 – “JESUS
WALKS ON WATER”
Matt
14:24-27,28-31,32-33;
Mark 6:47-50,51-52; John 6:16-19,20-21
Dear
Reader, among many others, there
are three lessons from this miracle:
1. Death bed conversions and distractions
2. De-materialisation
3. Two or three witnesses

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#19 – “DUMB MAN WITH A DEVIL”
(Matthew 9:32-34)
Miracle
#29 – “DUMB
MAN WITH A DEVIL”
(Luke
11:14-17,18-21,22)

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#18 – “TWO BLIND MEN”
(Matt
9:27-30,31)
A
five verse miracle of Israel’s history
If
a
Jew could see the hidden meaning behind this miracle, he would have to
be
astounded.
Here
is Israel’s PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE all laid
out … that
of their being found helpless, following Christ,
then finding
salvatio

“JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#17 – “JAIRUS
RULER WITH 12 YEAR OLD DYING DAUGHTER”
This
miracle asks the question as to why Christ speaks
in Aramaic and not Hebrew …

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#26 – “BETHSAIDA BLIND MAN – TREES WALKING”
Mark
8:22-25,26

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle
#13 – “JESUS STILLS THE STORM”
Matt
8:23-26,27; Mark 4:35-39,39-41;
Luke 8:22-25

“JESUS
CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
“JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED
OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #3 – Unclean devil in
man
in synagogue (Luke 4:33-36,37)
Miracle
#5 – “PETER’S FIRST CATCH OF FISH” (Luke 5:1-4,5-8,9-11)
“…we
have toiled
all the night, and have taken nothing: nevertheless at thy word
I will
let down the net.” (Luke 5:5)
A
CONVERSATION:
God:
“Right! Who’s next?”
Christian
in heaven:
“Me Lord.”
God:
“Mmmmm! Let see. I’m checking your file … didn’t you read 2Corinthians
5:11?”
Christian
in heaven:
“Yes, but I didn’t think
it applied to me?”

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