I NEVER KNEW YOU: DEPART FROM ME,
YE THAT WORK INIQUITY.



DIMWIT CORNER WITH PADDLE POP STICK KIDDIES



VATICAN-US AND SINAI-TICUS


WHAT ARE THE TRADITIONS

THAT TRANSGRESS

THE WORD OF GOD?


THE NEW LIVING TRANSLATION (NLT)



THE ‘CHRISTIAN PHILOSOPHER’S CREED




FURTHER PROOF THAT THE NEW LIVING TRANSLATION IS CALLED
THE OLD DEAD TRANSLATION


WHICH VERSION DO YOU PREFER?


THE DECLINE IN SCHOLASTIC ABILITY

AND SKILLS




ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW LIVING TRANSLATION CHALLENGE?



THE NEW LIVING TRANSLATION




IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW,
WHY WOULD YOU
NOT
BE BURNING IN HELL?



A FUNNY THING ABOUT THE GREATCOMMISSION





THE DAY OF VISITATION



GOD FORBID WE SHOULD HAVE MORE BUFFOONERY



Q:
DID JESUS TELL CHRISTIANS
TO BE WATER BAPTISED?

A:
NOHE WAS TALKING TO
HIS DISCIPLES


THOSE NASTY SCRIPTURES ARE MALE!



Q:
THE CALVINIST’S TWO FAVOURITE WORDS?
A: “DEPRAVITYANDGRACE



THE CALVINIST CONUNDRUM


WHY CALVINISTS ARE TOTALLY DEPRAVED




CALVINISM’S TRANSLATION ALCHEMY



WHY CHRISTADELPHIANS
WON’T BE GOING TO HEAVEN



 “A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
 CALVINISM AND SATAN” 




SATAN’S 1st HISTORY LECTURE TO
THE SUBJECTIVE CALVINIST



Q:
WHAT IS THE CALVINIST CATASTROPHE?



WHAT ABOUT THE THEE’sAND THOU’s?


THE INCURABLE CALVINIST CANCER



Q:
WHY PEOPLE DON’T JUMP OUT OF 40 STORY BUILDINGS?


DID JESUS TELL CHRISTIANS
TO BE WATER BAPTISED
?



CURSED IS EVERY ONE HUNG ON A TREE



MANY CALLED FEW ARE CHOSEN



WHICH BIBLE SHOULD I BUY?



DO KING JAMES BIBLE BELIEVERS
 WORSHIP THEIR BIBLE?



 “CAN TOTAL DEPRAVITY BE REFORMED?


Q:
IS THE ESV A DOUBLE MINDED VERSION?



A CLOUD WITHOUT WATER …
ROME’S ESV



PEEK A BOO! GUESS WHO’S BEHIND
THE ESV?



THE SYROPHENICIAN CANAANITE WOMAN



WHEN THEY SHALL SAY PEACE AND SAFETY

OR IS IT JUST ‘PEACE AND SECURITY?


 “THE FEEDING OF THE 4,000 & 
 THE FEEDING OF THE FIVE THOUSAND





QUESTION:ARE THERE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN

1. THE GOSPEL AND DOCTRINE OF JESUS 2. THE GOSPEL AND DOCTRINE OF CHRIST 3. THE GOSPEL OF PAUL AND THE DOCTRINE OF PAUL 4. THE KINGDOMS OF HEAVEN AND GOD  5. THE ENLIGHTENED AND THE ILLUMINATED
6. THE MESSIANICS AND THE MOSAICS?”





HOW CAN I INCREASE MY FAITH?



DEAR SDA, IS REMISSION THE SAME AS REDEMPTION?



BIG PAPA’S FIRST WORD TO THE WORLD



Q:
HAS RAY BEEN A COMFORT?
A:
HARDLY



THE OLD SCOTTISH SAYING …

DREE THEIR ANE WEIRD
aka
endure their own word



  “ARE YOU AN ATHEIST?” 




BIBLE ANSWERS TO THE MOST FIVE ASKED QUESTIONS BY CHRISTIANS





ROME … THE WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING





WERE THE 1611 TRANSLATORS
NUMBSKULLS AND CLUELESS DILLS?





 DIMWIT CORNER WITH SILLY BILLY 

HEY MUM! I’VE FOUND A MISTAKE
IN THE KING JAMES BIBLE!
CAN I HAVE AN ICE CREAM?





TONGUES AND THE CHRISTIAN? …
OIL AND WATER
!”




ADDING MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS

 Part 7 of 8 



FURTHER ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS

 Part 6 of 8 



STILL MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE
THE FOGASS

 Part 4 of 8 



 “FOGS AND DONKEYS



Question:
IS IT HELL, HADES, TARTARUS, SHEOL, GEHENNA?


WHY ARE CHURCHES STRUGGLING
AND ON LIFE-SUPPORT?



ACCORDING TO THE CAMBRIDGE BIBLE, THE KING JAMES TRANSLATORS MADE AN ERROR … WITH THE WORDANDBEING LEFT OUT IN EXODUS 23:23

… IS THIS CORRECT?”



THE NIV AND NASB PROVE
THAT JESUS CHRIST IS NOT GOD




THIRTEEN REASONS NOT TO USE
THE GOOD NEWS TRANSLATION
(GNT)
… AKA the GOOD NEWS BIBLE or TODAY’S ENGLISH VERSION



A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
MR PLUMB BOB AND MR BRICK WALL

(How God’s laws can never save us)



WHAT IS CUMULATIVE NUMERIC
SYLLABIFICATION (CNS)?



THE SAGA OF BEN TRYIN’ ” Part 2

WHO ARE
THE NAZARENES?




THE ARAB’S COMPLAINT …

“OUR CUP IS ONLY 99.808% FULL!”
How much land do the Arabs have
compared to Israel?


ARCHAIC WORDS?

NO! JUST ENGLISH WORDS WITH DEEPER,
RICHER MEANINGS


Q:
WHAT SHOE SIZE
DID ABRAHAM WEAR

SIX’S OR TEN’S?

A: “SIX’S”
“Furthermore, there were
no size ten’s available”

“WHAT!?”


SPEAKA’ DA’ ENGRISH?

OT vs NT salvation


WHAT DOES THE WORD
“JUSTIFICATION” MEAN?




WHAT IS INTELLECTUAL ARROGANCE (I.A.)?


Question:
WHEN DID PAUL GO TO
THE 3rd HEAVEN?




BOARDS FOR STREET PREACHING



 Question: 
IS PAUL A HYPER-
DISPENSATIONALIST?

 Answer: NO! HE IS THE NORMAL DISPENSATIONALIST!



WHO ARE THE RELIGIOUS HYDROCEPHALICS?



ARE THE SO CALLED ‘BEST’ MANUSCRIPTS
ANY BETTER?
 

 Answer:   “No … they’re worse! Yum! Yum! 

 Kool-Aid”



 “THE  BELIEFS  OF  ETHELBERT  WILLIAM   BULLINGER  (1837 - 1913)



WHAT DOES CHRIST SAY TO CHRISTIANS?
The Lord Jesus Christ says the following to Christians …


WHAT IS THE CATCHPHRASE FOR
CLUELESS CHRISTIANS?


The originals …



THE ORDER OF SALVATION
aka the Ordo Salutis Part 1 of 2




IS THERE SUCH A THING CALLED
THE ORDO SALUTIS?
Part 2 of 2
aka The Steps to Salvation



HAS THE GOSPEL BEEN OVEREMPHASIZED
AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LAW?

The Ordo Salutis Part 3 of 3



DO BIBLE NUMBERS HAVE
A PARTICULAR MEANING?




THE CHURCH OF THE TWELVE APOSTLES



PEOPLE HATE THE BIBLE

It’s a negative book that could be called ‘The Book of Human Collapse’



AS YE SEE THE DAY APPROACHING






DULL OF HEARING …

VANITY OF MIND …

BLINDNESS OF HEART



I’SE JUST GOT’TSA KNOW!




IS WATER BAPTISM THE ANSWER OF A GOOD CONSCIENCE?

(1 Peter 3:18-21,22)



THE BIBLE SLIPPERY SLIDE

Q: If God is not the author of confusion … who is?
(1 Corinthians 14:33)



THE CALVINIST’S ERROR …
THE TOTALLY DEPRAVED MAN

(aka The Doctrines of Grace-ists)

THE MUSLIM DILEMMA:
(
also JW’s, Mormons etc)

QUESTION: “Using the scripture of John 1:18, “that no man hath seen God at any time”, Muslims say that Jesus can not be God … are they right?!”


ARE THERE TWO GODS, TWO SAVIOURS
AND TWO LORDS?

Comparing spiritual with spiritual (1 Corinthians 2:13), let us reason together (Isaiah 1:18)


IS IT EASTER or PASSOVER?
Acts 12:3-4


#9
THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
The Lost Lottery ticket




SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH CHURCH VOTING?






HOW COULD THE KING JAMES BIBLE
BE TRANSLATED FROM A DOCUMENT

THAT HAD NOT YET BEEN PUBLISHED?



OUR CHURCH TRADITION STATES …er … I mean THE BEST TRANSLATION is ….




THE COMMON SENSE TRUTH ABOUT CALVINISM




NINETEEN QUESTIONS FOR THOSE WHO DENY PAUL WROTE HEBREWS




QUESTION:  WHERE WILL
 THE MARK BE PLACED?



LOOKING FOR THE SOON COMING ANTICHRIST?




FALSE GREEK MINERS FINDING
FALSE GREEK NUGGETS




OCTOBER 7th … A DRESS REHEARSAL … WHAT!!!?

So we are all watching our TV’s as a written statement from Hamas is read out, which says  “October 7 is just a dress rehearsal.”




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
A KING JAMES BIBLE USER
AND A KING JAMES BIBLE BELIEVER?



A BOXING MATCH

akaHow good do I have to be to get to heaven?




HOW FAR IS ALEXANDRIA FROM ANTIOCH?
1,352 km
a.k.a.
How far is the NKJV from THE KJB




 “THE UNITY SCHOOL OF  CHRISTIANITY” 

QUICK ONE LINERS


 

19 Reasons Why Paul Wrote Hebrews

Who would stand to gain with a denial of Paul’s authorship of the
Hebrews epistle?



ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
AND THE ORIGINALS



ARE THERE ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES?

The multiverse is a term that some scientists use to describe the idea that beyond the observable universe … other universes may exist.


****************






WHICH BAPTISM DO YOU HAVE?

Now as the Bible says “One Lord, one faith, one baptism” (Ephesians 4:5) … and there are eight baptisms … which one do you have?



Evolution Lottery #3
“FOR THOSE WHO LIKE A BET …”


#11
THEORIGINALS’ ”
THE GOD OF THE TWO STEPS

Dear Reader, ever had the thought that God deliberately destroyed the ‘originals’?
Was God caught on the hop with the destruction of the ‘originals’?

Nay! He planned it that way.


#6
THEORIGINALS ’ ” 
Q: What do the Baptists have in common with the Mormons?
A: “The Bible is the word of God as far as it is translated correctly.”
(The 8th tenet of the Mormon Church)  

“Shock! Horror! Wheeze! Gasp!” you may be saying.
But hang on Dear Reader, but that’s true isn’t it!


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD ” (Acts 2:22)
Miracle #40 – “THE WITHERED FIG TREE AT BETHANY”

Matthew 21:17-20; Mark 11:11-14,15-18,19-21 

Shock! Horror! Gasp! Wheeze! There is a contradiction in the King James Bible!

Sorry Folks! False alarm!

There are not two accountsjust one account … and they both  agree with each other … when you line them up correctly as follows …


JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #38 – “MALCUS’ EAR CUT OFF”
Matt 26:51; Mark 14:47; Luke 22:50-51;
John 18:10

These four gospel accounts tell the same story … with John adding the two names.


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #31 – “BOWED WOMAN WITH AN INFIRMITY ”Luke 13:10-13,14-17 
 

THE TEXT with commentary:


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #30 – “MAN WITH A DUMB DEVIL”

Luke 11:14-17,18-21,22-25,26
Similar, but a different miracle to #19
DUMB MAN WITH A DEVIL”
(
Matthew 9:32-34) 

Why does Luke give a fuller description than Matthew?


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #25 – “4,000 FED – 7 LOAVES & A FEW LITTLE FISHES”


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #20 – “FEEDING THE 5,000 … 5 LOAVES AND 2 FISHES”
Matt 14:13-16,17-20,21;
Mark 6:33-36,37-40,41-44;
Luke 9:11-14,15-17; John 6:2-5,6-9,10-13


Now Dear Reader, you will have noticed there was a stack of food left … because Christ was not a Calvinist! If he had been, there would have been only enough food for the 5,000 …
with none left over!


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #15 – “TWO MEN DEVILS AT GERGESENES & SWINE HERD”

Matt 8:28-31,32-34
This Gergesenes miracle takes place hot on the heels of the Gadarenes man (Mark 5:1-4,5-8,9-12,13-16,17-19) and is a double reminder that in the mouth of two witnesses every word shall be established (2 Corinthians 13:1; Matthew 18:16).


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #14 – “MAN WITH A LEGION OF DEVILS AT GADARENES”

Mark 5:1-4,5-8,9-12,13-16,17-19; Luke 8:26-29,30-33,34-37,38-39 

Dear Reader, this miracle raises a series of points:


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www.AustralianBibleMinistries.com




HOLY BIBLE - King James Bible in PDF









QUESTION:
WHAT IS THE CHRISTIAN’S DOWNHILL SLIPPERY SLIDE?

ANSWER:SIMPLES … MURMURING
& THANKLESSNESS




All PDF BULLSEYE!



SATAN TALKS TO HIS DEVILS
ABOUT CALVINISM

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT GOD IS DOING



THE ENGLISH STANDARD VERSION (ESV) DEGRADES JESUS CHRIST, THE GODHEAD AND PROMOTES RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE



WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THE WORD
"SITH
IN THE BIBLE?





 CARSON, WALLACE AND WHITE … 
 THE GOAL SHIFTING 
 ‘EXPERTS’”



THIRTEEN REASONS NOT TO USE
THE LIVING BIBLE
(TLB)”




WHICH VERSION HAS MADE 60,000 CHANGES TO THE KING JAMES?



O LOVE THAT WILL NOT LET ME GO
George Matheson 1842 – 1906




 “THE SAGA OF BEN TRYIN’ ”




Question:
DO CALVINISTS UNDERSTAND THAT DIFFERENT WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS?


WHAT AUGUSTINE BELIEVED
(354-430 AD)

aka the first Calvinist


 Question: What does God require from us
                    so that we can enter heaven?

  Answer:  “Perfect works, sinless and total obedience since the day we were born.”


THE INFINITE TYPING MONKEY FACT



SIMPLE DEFINITIONS AND REMEMBERING TECHNIQUES
FOR THE SECTS OF THE EARLY CENTURIES


DID YOU KNOW THAT
A TRUE BAPTIST
IS A DRY BAPTIST?



WHICH BIBLE SUITS GOD?



MORE ONE LINERS TO REFUTE
THE FOGASS





THIRTEEN REASONS NOT TO USE
THE ENGLISH STANDARD VERSION
(ESV)



Q:
SHOULDN’T THE TWO DIFFERENT ENGLISH WORDS
HAVE TWO DIFFERENT GREEK ROOTS?
 

A: NOT NECESSARILY

In the following case, passover and Easter have the same Greek root.


THE MATHEMATICAL PERFECTION OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE


THE EASY WORDS OF
THE LISTLESS SILLY VERSION (LSV)

Luciferian, Lethargic, Loopy, Loser, Lost (L)
Self-Satisfied, Senseless, Shortsighted,
Simpleminded, Sluggish, Stupified, Stolid,
Screwy, Sappy (S) Version (V)




GIVEN VALUABLE INFORMATION



THE ETERNITY QUIZ

Who doesn’t love a Quiz?
Below are eight simple questions





THE QUICK BIBLE RREADY RECKONER



LEGACY STANDARD VERSION (LSV)
aka LIMP-WRISTED SATANIC VERSION
 




 Statement: 
THERE IS NO GOD!

 Answer:  You meanYOU HOPE THERE IS
NO GOD!





HOW GOOD WERE THOSE 1611 TRANSLATORS?


Question:DO PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS?


WHAT DOES ‘RECEIVE MY SPIRIT’ MEAN?



THOSE WHOM THOU HAST GIVEN ME

Great Calvinistic consternation … that is … dismay and head shaking unbelief … mixed with chest puffing pride … abounds toward anyone who does not agree with God pre-selecting people for salvation.





Fasting is mentioned often in the Bible for various reasons such being in various troubles; praying for the lost; wanting encouragement; seeking direction or ‘simply?’ waiting on the Lord.



WHAT ARE THE EXTRA 30 AND 45 DAYS
ALL ABOUT?




IS THE LORD’S SUPPER AN ORDINANCE?


ARE THE OLDER MANUSCRIPTS
MORE RELIABLE?


DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ATHLETE
WHOSE DIET WAS CAKES AND PIES?

aka “How to Weaken a Christian”
(an article about Westcott & Hort and the NKJV)



DID JESUS ALWAYS HAVE LONG HAIR?



THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT
CHARLES DARWIN FINALLY REVEALED!

Charles Darwin (1809 -1882) called his book "The Origin of Species", published in 1859,
"my accursed book"
as he thought of himself
as the devil's spokesman.




JUDAS ISCARIOT’S FATHER
IS CALLED SIMON …

BUT WHICH ONE?




THE CALVINIST ACCOUNT OF
FREEING WILLY





#7
THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
DO CHRISTIANS HAVE A PAPER POPE?

When critics level this attack on those who believe the authority of the King James Bible with its infallibility, inerrancy and inspiration, what they really mean is that … we have stopped listening to their authority!


#4THE THREEORIGINALS THEORIES




Q:
WHO ARE THE TWO WITNESSES
OF
REVELATION CHAPTER 11





I’M OFF TO VALHALLA WHEN I DIE …
I’M A VIKING!




BLACK HOLES …
WHAT ARE THEY ALL ABOUT?




 What are the kingdoms
 of heaven and God?



JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #36 – “TWO BLIND MEN REBUKED
AT JERICHO”



JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #34 – “TEN LEPERS”
Luke 17:11-14,15-18,19



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #33 – “MAN WITH DROPSY ON SABBATH”Luke 14:2-5,6




JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD
(Acts 2:22) Miracle #29 – “MAN BORN BLIND FROM BIRTH”
John 9:1-41 
the long game, clay, outward appearances, a riddle



HOW TO MAKE A WOKE BIBLE VERSION
FOR WOKE FOLK




JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #28 – “MONEY IN FISH’S MOUTH FOR TRIBUTE”

Matthew 17:24-27

Taxes, another citizenship, fishing for money
  


JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #27 –
LUNATIC DUMB SON FALLS INTO FIRE AND WATER”


DISPROVING EVOLUTION
IS AS EASY AS 1+1=2



THE MEANING OF EARTHQUAKES



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #23 – “DOGS AND CRUMBS”

The Syrophoenician woman has a daughter with a devil
Matthew 15:22-25,26-28; Mark 7:25-28,29-30

Among many others, this miracle raises four points as follows:

1. Calvinism
2. Jealousy
3. Racism
4. Gordian Knots



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #12 – “Man with devil, blind and dumb”



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #37 – “BLIND BARTIMAEUS”
Mark 10:46-49,50-52


 JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #11 – “THE WIDOW’S DEAD SON AT NAIN”

Luke 7:11-14,15-17

CHRIST (GOD) VISITS HIS PEOPLE … WITH POWER OVER DEATH


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #6 – CHRIST HEALS THE LEPER





JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)
Miracle #4 –
Peter’s mother in law (Matt 8:14-15  Mark 1:29-31 
Luke 4:38-39)



WHAT IS MYSTICSM?



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”



Miracle #16 – “THE WOMAN WITH THE ISSUE OF BLOOD”



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #24 – “A DEAF MAN’S TONGUE LOOSENED”




A PERPETUAL HATRED

(Ezekiel 35:5; Genesis 27:41)
The deceiver shall be deceived



DEAR READER, DO HAVE CATHOLIC GUILT?  

Catholic Guilt is knowing right from wrong, and having that self-conscious emotion involving guilty feelings, resulting from a failure to do something that should have been done.

As always the King James Bible has the answer … this is simply the condition of having an
unpurged conscience
.



SO WHEN DID GOD STOP
CALLING HIMSELF ALMIGHTY?



A CAMEL THROUGH A NEEDLE’S EYE





Are Tongues for Today?




I HAVE DIFFICULTY MAKING FRIENDS




Dear Reader,
I know a certain man, who for many years, has pondered on the following question …
“Why do mad dogs bite?”
After never ending years of fruitless research, he moved onto the next question …



REPENTANCE
What we mean by this is that repentance is not being willing to give up some of your sins or all of your sins in order to be self-righteous enough to be saved.




KING JAMES BIBLE 4a (KJB-4a)

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
THE KING JAMES BIBLE



DE-MIRACLE-IZING THE BIBLE



ISRAEL AND THE ARABS …
THE WEST BANK AND GAZA

THE FACTS


DEAR MUSLIM FRIEND …
WHO IS HAGAR?
We find out by reading
Galatians chapters 3 and 4


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #22 – “THE DISCIPLES TRANSLATED”

John 6:16-19,20-21






THE ATHANASIAN CREED
A comprehensive and forensic explanation that Jesus Christ,
indeed the Holy Ghost, are God




A LOVE STORY


SYNERGY

Although it’s been around for a while, there is a buzz word called “synergy”.

The definition of synergy is as follows “Synergy is the combined value and performance of two entities to produce an end result that couldn’t be achieved individually.”




THE ORIGINAL AUTOGRAPHS

Dear Reader, it is with a giant yawn, that I write the following …


DOUBTING THOMAS
aka
DID JESUS ALWAYS HAVE LONG HAIR?


RANSOM VS REDEMPTION

Dear Reader, when you talk to a Jehovah’s Witness, you will notice that if you start to talk about redemption, they get quite defensive about it … and replace it, with the word “ransom”.

"Someone else pays your debts



THE BOOK OF PHILEMON






JUSTIFICATION BY FAITH ACCORDING TO ST PAUL AND THE REFORMERS
(Part 1 of 2)    
(Part 2 of 2)


Why the Bible rejects Calvinism



BULLSEYE!
ACCURATE BIBLE KNOWLEDGE!

QUESTION:
WELL … WHAT’S SO WRONG WITH DOING CHRISTMAS?


BULLSEYE!
ACCURATE BIBLE KNOWLEDGE!
QUESTION:
ARE WE TO BE SURPRISED THAT SANTA TRIES TO LOOK LIKE JESUS?




WHICH BIBLE SUITS GOD?





JUSTIFICATION EXPLAINED
PART 1 of 2


JUSTIFICATION EXPLAINED
PART 2 of 2


 “WHAT DOES IT MEAN 

 TO BE SAVED?”



WHAT IS REDEMPTION MONEY?



How do We Know God Exists?


Q:ARE CHRISTIANS PRIESTS AND KINGS?”

A:DEFINITELY NOT

THE STORY OF THE BUFFET CART


MORE CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QU’RAN


THE LATEST 5TH COLUMN IN CHRISTIAN CHURCHES …
THE DOCTRINES OF GRACE aka GRACIE


WHAT IS IT TO HAVE RIGHT 

 STANDING WITH GOD?  

  HOW CAN I GET IT?


ARE ROMAN CATHOLICS CHRISTIANS? 







QUESTION: WAS ADAM A REAL MAN?
IS HE AN HISTORICAL FIGURE?


GOD TALKS TO GOD


 BORN OF WATER, BORN AGAIN 



  Rightly Divide the Bible” 
 QUESTION: 
ARE THERE ANY CHRISTIANS IN THE BOOK OF MATTHEW?” 


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #10 – “THE CENTURION’S SERVANT”
Matthew 8:5-8,9-12,13; Luke 7:1-4,5-8,9-10 


I’M A CHRISTIAN AND I HAVE AN INFERIORITY


 

CONTACT US


Australian Bible Ministries, PO Box 5058, Mt. Gravatt East 4122 Qld, Australia
www.AustralianBibleMinistries.com



ARE YOU A SHIBBOLETHCHRISTIAN’?”


WOLVES DRESSED AS SHEEP …

WESTCOTT AND HORT


THE ENGLISH STANDARD PERVERSION (ESV)


VATICAN-US AND SINAI-TICUS

Part 2



WHAT ABOUT THE ITALICS?


ALL ON THE ALTAR I LAY?




THE FIVE SECOND TEST

TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT BIBLE



Q:WHAT IS AN ‘AI’ CHRISTIAN?



Q:WHAT IS THEISTIC EVOLUTION?

A:THE UNGODLY LIE THAT GOD COMBINED EVOLUTION WITH CREATION


THE CHRISTIAN STANDARD BIBLE (CSB)
Holman Bible Publishers 2017





REVIVAL CENTRES CHURCH







THE DISGRACE OF HYPERGRACE




WHY IS JESUS CALLED THE WORD?



THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO GET TO HEAVEN


COUNTRY CAL, THE COUNTRY CLOWN,
GOES WOKE




MATTHEW OR MARK …
WHICH WAS WRITTEN FIRST?



THE FORKED-TONGUED CALVINIST GOD

Dear Reader, it’s a great relief to a Christian to know he has a reasonable God.



IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK ONLY TO HAVE IT COPIED, WORDS CHANGED
AND SOLD UNDER OTHER NAMES?



THE CALVINISM KRYPTONITE



THE OBSESSIVE SELF CENTERED CALVINIST



CALVINISM GRACE? …
WHAT A DISGRACE!





ACCORDING TO THE POPE
AND HIS OFFSPRING, JOHN CALVIN
...



 “WHAT NOW?”



HEAVEN AND HELL …
WHAT PEOPLE BELIEVE

EINSTEIN’S LEGACY

Nobody can know anything because it’s all relative


Q:
AS CHRISTIANS FOLLOW PAUL …
SHOULD THEY COPY HIS HEAD-SHAVING VOWS?
 

A:YES AND NO



WILL THERE BE TWO RAPTURES OR
A RAPTURE AND A TAKING?



IS THE GREEK LANGUAGE INFERIOR TO ENGLISH?



WAS CHRIST NAILED TO THE CROSS
OR SIMPLY BOUND?


SHOULD THE LAST 12 VERSES
OF MARK 16:9-12,13-16,17-20
BE OMITTED FROM THE BIBLE?



SIR WE WOULD SEE JESUS



HOW JESUS PRAYS TO HIS FATHER
aka
The raising of Lazarus



DOES TOTAL DEPRAVITY PASS
THE PUB TEST?



HOW CAN BELIEVING THE DOCTRINE
OF CHRIST SEND YOU TO HELL?



Q:
HOW CAN BELIEVING THE DOCTRINE
OF CHRIST SEND YOU TO HELL?



Q:
WHAT IS AN ANTIOCH CHRISTIAN WITH ALEXANDRIAN MENTALITY?


WHAT BIBLE DOES GOD CHOOSE?

aka “Is there anything too hard for the Lord?”



THE FACTS THAT REFUTE
 THE LIE OF
 KING JAMES BIBLE
REVISIONS



WHEN YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDaka
Judge nothing before time



AI AND THE BIBLE



WOKE THEOLOGY
aka
The Big Lazy


WESTCOTT & HORT … THE KINGS OF PRIDE
aka THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL

FAR FROM THE TREE

Q:I DIDN’T KNOW THE STARS COULD SPEAK ACTUAL WORDS?

A:THEY DON’T …
BUT BULLINGER SAYS THEY DO!


Q:DO CHRISTIANS NEED ANGELS
AS GUARDIANS AND PROTECTORS?



HOW CAN THE KING JAMES BIBLE
BE RIGHT EVERY TIME?



P.S. … MORE ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS

 Part 8 of 8 



THE CHRISTIAN’S RUBICON
aka “passing a point of no return”



WHAT IS A COULTER?”

  THE CHRISTIAN MAN’S 5G KRYPTONITE


 “EVEN MORE ONE LINERS 
 TO REFUTE THE FOGASS
” 

  Part 5 of 8 




WERE THE 1611 KING JAMES TRANSLATORS
INCOMPETENT, DIM-WITTED DILLS?
 
aka
Their supposed 1611 failure to
correctly translate Jesus as Joshua
in Hebrews 4:8



WHAT IS THE CREED OF
THE MODERN DAY VERSION



QUICK ONE LINERS
TO REFUTE THE FOGASS



Q:
WHAT MAKES CHRISTIANS
AS NERVOUS AS
A CAT IN A ROOM
FULL OF ROCKING CHAIRS?




BEAN-GOTTEN OUT OF THE GODHEAD



Q:DEAR SDA, CAN THE LAW BE SEPARATED FROM THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?


Question:IS LAZARUS, AND THE RICH MAN
IN HELL, A PARABLE?



ARE THERE TWO CREATIONS OR THREE?




The infallible English of
the King James Bible
corrects the errors and
omissions of the Greek
Textus Receptus



Q:
WHY DID EMPEROR CONSTANTINE MAKE SUNDAY THE REST DAY?




ARE MUSLIMS CORRECT THAT
‘ABRAHAM IS OUR FATHER AS WELL?
’ ”



WHAT GOD DOES THAT THE WORLD
SHALL KNOW …

GOD, THE ‘I AM’, IS THE LORD!”



Q:
DID YOU KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT ON THE CROSS …
AND WAS NOT A LAMB BUT A GOAT?

A: “THE NEWBIE KING JAMES VERSION
SAYS HE IS!”


STAYIN
ALIVE, STAYINALIVE,



HAVE PEOPLE GONE TO HELL MISUNDERSTANDING THE 4TH VERSE OF
THE ROMANS ROAD … THE TEN-NINE” VERSE?



HOW PAINSTAKINGLY CAREFUL WERE JEWISH COPYISTS?


Question:
DOES IT MATTER IFTHE ORIGINALSWERE TRANSLATED CORRECTLY OR NOT?
Answer:NOT!





WHAT DID JESUS LOOK LIKE?

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE BIBLE AND THE NEW(BIE) KING JAMES 

The Bible: “Hello Newbie”


A GOD ROBBING DOCTRINE …
THE MODERN MEANING OF THE WORD
REPENT’”



ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN-ATHEIST?




HOW DO YOU REMEMBER BIBLE VERSES


WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE BORN AGAIN?



THE UNIVERSE DIDN’T
CREATE ITSELF

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created or destroyed.


WHO IS HE THATNOW LETTETH?

ANSWER: “THE INDWELLING HOLY GHOST”


HOW A CHRISTIAN CAN BECOME A CALVINIST, A WATER DUNKER, A USER OF THE GREEK, A GAP THEORIST, ATONGUESSPEAKER, A TITHING BAPTIST
AND A DISPENSATIONAL IGNORAMOUS




IS GOD AWHAT’, JESUS A THING
AND THE HOLY GHOST A ‘WHICH?

Over the last century or so, there has been an obsession with writers to address and personify people as “who” and “things” as what.


DRAVE? … DROVE? … WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE? WHO CARES?

God does!
Otherwise he wouldn’t
have put it in the Bible.


MONEY MATHEMATICS IN THE BIBLE



NO REGENERATION IN THE OLD TESTAMENT … SIMPLY FREEWILL!



CAN I STUDY THE BOOK OF ROMANS
IN A VACUUM BY ITSELF?



THE SPIRITUAL SIGNIFICANCE OF LUNAR ECLIPSES



NO REGENERATION
IN THE OLD TESTAMENT…
SIMPLY FREEWILL!



IS THERE ANY THING TOO HARD
FOR THE LORD?

(Jeremiah 32:17)

Well … apparently there is!


WHERE WILL THE MARK
BE PLACED?


 QUESTION:  CAN YOU SHOW THE LOVE
                     OF CHRIST TO OTHERS?








THE SEVEN JUDGMENTS
IN THE BIBLE


 VOODO AND TODAY’S PENTECOSTALISM
AND ITS RISE IN AFRICA


ISN’T THE HOLY SPIRIT A PERSON
NOT AN
IT?

“… but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us …” (Romans 8:26)


Does God’s creation reflect
the nature of himself?




I HAVE FOUND A CONTRADICTION
IN THE BIBLE!



THE FUTURE HISTORY OF THE WORLD



PRAY FOR THE PEACE OF JERUSALEM

“Pray FOR the peace of Jerusalem …”
(Psalm 122:6)



WAS ERASMUS A ROMAN CATHOLIC?
Dear Reader you judge for yourself!





YOU HAVE TWO ENEMIES
… GOD’S LAWS AND YOUR FLESH!
 

“Dear God, help me! I do things that
I don’t want to do.


CHRISTIANS ARE TO FOLLOW PAUL
… but if Christians follow Paul, how can they follow Christ?



 “THE SHIELD OF FAITH” 




JESUS CHRIST MADE PERFECT THROUGH SUFFERINGS


WORRY, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY



GEORGE MUELLER






#10THE ‘ORIGINALS’ ”
“First time good … second time even better”

 The answer to this ‘originals’ debate is very simple and can be summed up conservatively as follows ...

“What God does the first time is very good …

but what he does the second time is even better”
This is the very nature of God

As God invented linear time, God has always been the God of linear time.


ARE WATER BAPTISM AND THE LORD’S SUPPER ORDINANCES?



THE TURKEY TREE TAX
Dear Reader, have you heard about “T. T. T. T.”? 

A little history …

The Bible is nothing but a history book … full of facts and figures … a future history book … it’s called prophecy.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS 

QUESTION: “ARE THERE ANY CHRISTIANS IN THE BOOK OF MATTHEW?”

ANSWER: “OF COURSE NOT”


 “WHICH CHURCH SHOULD I ATTEND?” 


THE 41 PARABLES OF JESUS CHRIST
28 general parables and 13 kingdom
of heaven parables

 Parable #18 - 
  The Vineyard Labourers
Matthew 21:33-36,37-40,41-44,45;
Mark 12:1-4,5-8,9-12;
Luke 20:9-12,13-16,17-19

The 10th of the 13 kingdom of heaven parables



STUDY THE BIBLE 12
1st & 2nd PETER

SUFFERING AND HOPE FOR
PERSECUTED BELIEVERS



DEAR READER … ARE YOU A DONKEY?

If not you should be!

Please let me explain …

RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE

 QUESTION: “WHAT DOES
THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF
THE UKRAINE MEAN?”


ANSWER: “IT’S GOD’S WARNING THAT RUSSIA WILL SOON BE INVADING ISRAEL”


#12THEORIGINALS’ ”
“Those weak in faith”

Dear Reader, the answers to all questions about
this life are contained in The Book of Life
called The King James Bible.


Question
: Why do people still go on about
‘the originals’ this and ‘the originals’ that?



#8
THEORIGINALS’ ”
Winner winner … Chicken dinner!


JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD ” (Acts 2:22)
Miracle #39 – “153 FISH CAUGHT – the 2nd catch of fish”

John 21:1-4,5-8,9-12,13-14


JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD ” (Acts 2:22)

Miracle #35 – “BLIND MAN AT JERICHO”
Luke 18:35-38,39-42,43

A Calvin free zone


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #32 – “RESURRECTION OF LAZARUS’” John 11:1-45 

 Dear Reader, there are many wonderful lessons from this miracle, and the following are only a few:


THE GREAT TRIBULATION
or
GREAT TRIBULATION”?


#5
THEORIGINALS’ ”
UNBELIEF

#1WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF WINNING
THE LOTTERY?

For the absolute jackpot of the Euromillions lottery 140 million

#2HOW MANY GRAINS OFSAND
ON THE
EARTH?


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #21 – “JESUS WALKS ON WATER”
Matt 14:24-27,28-31,32-33;
Mark 6:47-50,51-52; John 6:16-19,20-21

Dear Reader, among many others, there
are three lessons from this miracle:
 1. Death bed conversions and distractions
2. De-materialisation
3. Two or three witnesses



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #19 – “DUMB MAN WITH A DEVIL”
(Matthew 9:32-34)
Miracle #29 – “DUMB MAN WITH A DEVIL” (Luke 11:14-17,18-21,22)


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #18 – “TWO BLIND MEN”

(Matt 9:27-30,31)
A five verse miracle of Israel’s history

If a Jew could see the hidden meaning behind this miracle, he would have to be astounded.

Here is Israel’s PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE all laid out … that of their being found helpless, following Christ, then finding salvatio

JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #17 – “JAIRUS RULER WITH 12 YEAR OLD DYING DAUGHTER”

This miracle asks the question as to why Christ speaks in Aramaic and not Hebrew …


JESUS CHRIST - A MAN APPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #26 – “BETHSAIDA BLIND MAN – TREES WALKING”

Mark 8:22-25,26


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #13 – “JESUS STILLS THE STORM”

Matt 8:23-26,27; Mark 4:35-39,39-41;
Luke 8:22-25 



JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”
Miracle #9 – “MAN WITH WITHERED HAND
IN SYNAGOGUE”
 

JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)

Miracle #3 – Unclean devil in man
in synagogue
(Luke 4:33-36,37)


JESUS CHRIST - A MANAPPROVED OF GOD (Acts 2:22)”

Miracle #5 – “PETER’S FIRST CATCH OF FISH” (Luke 5:1-4,5-8,9-11)

“…we have toiled all the night, and have taken nothing: nevertheless at thy word I will let down the net.” (Luke 5:5)

A CONVERSATION:
God:
“Right! Who’s next?”
Christian in heaven: “Me Lord.”
God: “Mmmmm! Let see. I’m checking your file … didn’t you read 2Corinthians 5:11?”
Christian in heaven: “Yes, but I didn’t think
it applied to me?”




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